Gazz

Put him in an oxygen tank and get everyone who buys the Leicester Chronicle to rub a picture of his foot and he'll be 100% fit in a week.

The 40 yards of space between your fullbacks and wingers is giving me nightmares...

Chris is wrong, so so wrong.

It's your tactics! Actually, it's the match engine. Same as the free kicks into the near post I mentioned earlier, defenders just don't seem to be able to defend long throws.

Relying on Aguero?

Getting robbed by the ref?

I took Wingert and Grabavoy on FM.

Chelsea's 6th choice keeper is Dave Beasant.

I think the match engine is pretty good, they've ironed out all the problems flagged up in the earlier versions. There's a fairly prevalent corner exploit and they need to do something about defending free kick crosses into the near post which will be sorted in the next patch. And remember, three man lateral midfields are the key...

He had my favourite footballing nonsense cliché. Genuine pace. As opposed to fake pace.

I'd say we all still do defend the decision apart from Kirkland. On your other point, I don't think copyright infringement and double murder are quite the same bag.

I've also got a level 9 English league save going and whilst I was looking around for players, I spotted a familiar name... Turns out a kid I used to play football with at lunchtimes in high school is a non-league goal machine.

Probably would have been a good idea to name a sub striker rather than playing Skrtel upfront...

FINGERPOKE OF DOOM~!

You should of seen the defending before I ended the Raumdeuter experiment...

Judging by the cohesiveness of the performance, I think that was the actual prematch team talk.

I hate this game sometimes...

'All CAWs are only allocated one car parking space.'?

I think he's got the Elm Street blues...

Also, you should literally take two months off from the game at the end of every season. Otherwise you shatter the illusion. That's why I'm waiting for the actual date to catch up to the date I'm at in the Pentagon.

'Ruben Loftus-Cheek' sounds like a codename Harry Redknapp would use for his Cayman Island based 'personal accounts'.

Anything less than full is cheating.

Whip round?

Looks like they're in a right stew.

The government announced a £50m investment (over 4 years) in football at a ceremony to officially open Man City's new £200m training ground. Talk about making yourself look inadequate...