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Eddie Howe assembling a squad of players that all look like Eddie Howe.

My nan is knitting me a 'Riyadh United' scarf as we speak.

Even now, it feels like they've released it today to bury it under the Lucy Letby coverage.

Goalscorer Olga Carmona's father passed away yesterday, with her only finding out after the final.

A little harsh? If that's a red card, matches would be getting abandoned due to lack of players.

Stuttering and janky? On a Bethesda game?

Apparently it's because there is cricket on at Trent Bridge tomorrow, so it was moved to avoid a clash.

That can't be a contract infront of Olise. Looks more like a multiple choice pub quiz sheet.

Todd bought Buckingham Group and put them into administration, just for the bants.

Reece James is having a scan on a potential hamstring injury. Shocking.

Referee, VAR referee and VAR assistant from the Man Utd vs. Wolves game have been stood down for this weekend's games.

Liverpool get first dibs on the next £100m midfielder Brighton unearth from South America.

What do you mean? If you go on YouTube, you can create pretty much anyone you can think of.

Jeff Hendrick is available.

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Leipzig will win anyway.

In an industry that employs such brain dead goons as Gabby Agbonlahor, there is no room for irony and sarcasm.

Whatever happened to that kid anyway?

Party time in Birmingham

Caicedo is unintentionally going to end up playing for Brighton for the rest of his career as no team can actually complete his signing before the deadline passes.

Bournemouth could go either way. Either Iraola's ultra aggressive press works and they could sneak a top half finish, or they're going to get cut to ribbons and he'll be out by Christmas. Personally, I think they'll do alright. I don't think their in any real danger of relegation.

Yeah true, Eddie once drove 31mph in a 30. Once he realised, he voluntarily handed his licence into the police and now Jason Tindall has to pick him up every morning.

Smash cut to the 2046 World Cup where Bobby Kane scores the winner for Germany versus England in the semi-finals.

Really has. Absolutely risk free signing.

A manager and a DoF who fundamentally disagree with each other on signings. Surely a recipe for success.