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The Heartbreak Kid

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  1. Can anyone give me some good advice on how to write a cover letter?

    1. Quom

      Quom

      I match it the to selection criteria. Basically why I'd be good at the role and why I'd like the position.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Beginning, middle, end. Write about why you're contacting them, where you found the ad etc. Then point out how you match the job description through your experience, training etc. Finally, just outline your availability, thank them for their consideration, say you look forward to hearing from them etc.

    3. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      I've found a job I really want and I don't want to screw it up with a bad cover letter. So thank you guys! I do appreciate it.

  2. Today I officially became a home owner at the age of 23. Woot! Woot!

  3. Not sure if I should cut the cable cord or not. Help?!

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    2. IDOL

      IDOL

      I did it.Netflix, Hulu Plus and WWE Network have filled the void. Plus most stuff is out there with a little searching. Went from almost $200 bucks a month to $85 or just internet

    3. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      I think I'm going to do it at the beginning of November. Also get an antenna so I can watch football. I am going to miss NFL Network and The Simpsons on FXX though. :(

    4. Noah

      Noah

      I couldn't live without cable(Pay tv to us). The free to air networks are terrible with sport and they put some of the better new series on late at night and all sorts of other problems. What with download limits and internet speeds being as they are I rely on cable/pay tv for uptodate shows from america and other countries and live sport. Plus I don't pay for the pay tv anyway, someone else does. :P

  4. Today is like the Twilight Zone for EWB.

  5. Support single mothers, visit your local strip club.

  6. I gave a homeless person $8 and a Snapple. Does that count as a tax write off?

  7. Y’know what? We’re not sad, we’re not sad, we’re just not 21 anymore. Y’know? I’m 22 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!

  8. Inglorious Bastards on TNT? Why yes, yes I will watch.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Skummy played bass in Bass Turds.

    2. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      If Skummy was the Bass, who was the Turd? :\

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I hear Finlay is a Bath Turd.

  9. mmatycoon.com/index.php?Ref=93324

  10. Taco Bell for Thanksgiving? Sure, why not.

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      So sad for both of you :( So many leftovers here

    3. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      Well I guess my invite got lost in the mail, Srar :/

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Taco Bell will win the franchise wars, so TBK is right to get on board early.

  11. Thinking about donating to EWB. I've been a squatter for long enough.

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    2. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      I forgot the asterisk. *A suit jacket spray painted gold.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      It actually has gold-colored sequins.

    4. The Heartbreak Kid
  12. Just when you think you have all of the answers, the questions change.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Who would do such a thing, changing questions like that!?

  13. Since tomorrow is the end of the world... I'm going to get drunk and say to every attractive girl I see, "Hey, it's the end of the world. Lets have sex."

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    2. The Heartbreak Kid
    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      What your excuse for doing it all the rest of the time, though?

    4. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      Because it's Friday. Or whatever day of the week it is.

  14. I be good. Hopefully everything be good with yourself.

  15. Meacon! Long time, no see. How have you been?

  16. My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Feel free to +1 the first post of mine you see, Srar!

    3. Walker

      Walker

      Jingle All The Way is better.

    4. The Heartbreak Kid
  17. I'm Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio's love child.

  18. I'm Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio's love child.

  19. Thanks! My mother was a survivor of the Titanic.

    >_>

  20. Thanks! My mother was a survivor of the Titanic.

    >_>

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