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The Heartbreak Kid

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  1. At least you acknowledge that you're a fat fucking mook.

  2. Thanks for the birthday wishes Meacon.

  3. I got money... Money... Money... I got money, hoes. Money and hoes. (Y) TGOD

  4. "Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze."

  5. The price is wrong, bitch.

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    2. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

    3. Matt

      Matt

      You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Why is it when anyone makes a clanger online they blame it on a lack of/just waking from sleep?

  6. I'm sorry I associated The Valley with LA, DMN.

  7. J-E-T-S! Jets, Jets, Jets!

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    2. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      At least the chant isn't as bad as their team!

    3. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      You sir are a smart man. J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS!

    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Jets are awesome. Best street gang in a musical, ever.

  8. Fortune, fame, mirror vain, gone insane but the...

    1. Rich

      Rich

      HERPES WILL REMAIN!

    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      You forgot the obligatory Hetfield "AH~!" at the end of the line.

  9. Don't feel bad, champ. There's always next year.

  10. You need to get your ass around and do the LOW tournament, good sir.

  11. So when are we going to play CoD, Ruki?

  12. Alright. Fine. I'll leave Kaney.

    But this isn't over. *shakes fist*

  13. I'm just saying... It looks like Ashton Kutcher.

  14. Why do you have Ashton Kutcher as your avatar?

  15. Yep, you have to love EWB members that put your sn in their away, labeling it as their new SN. lmao

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