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Status Updates posted by CobraKaiEnTai

  1. 2013 brought about a new EWB and now a new ICW Wrestling Online http://icwwrestlingonline.webs.com

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    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I imagine it will bring lots, and maybe just maybe one of them will beat Carlito lol

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Not even Carlito, can beat Carlito.

    4. Dan

      Dan

      Didn't that used to be Keith's username?

  2. 32 years ago today, I was born and the first thing I did was ask "who will challenge a 2-year old Carlito?" He spits-up in the face of people who don't want to clean up his drool

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      You were born as a 2 year old?

    2. JasonM
    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      And I haven't grown up since :)

  3. 6 years ago today I joined EWB and I have 1,024 posts, which coincidentally 10/24 is my birthday. Odds are 1,000 of those posts probably pissed somebody off. For that I apologize to all of you. Foot in mouth disease and all

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    2. DJ Ice
    3. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      No, we just laugh at you behind your back for your infinitely crappy e-fed thing.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      I thought this status was bad enough. Then DJ Ice came in.

  4. According to my WWE daily calendar, on this day in history: "With memories of their WrestleMania XIV battle still fresh in their minds, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels forge an uneasy alliance in a World Tag Team Championship match on Raw against Owen Hart & the British Bulldog." So Austin & Michaels won the Tag Team Titles AFTER WrestleMania XIV, which now happened in 1997? You learn something new every day lol.

  5. After 2 weeks with no TV and no internet (thanks Comcast), I'm back EWB!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Who will challenge the Cable Company?

    2. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      According to Federal Law, probably the phone company.

  6. Anybody hear about the burglar who broke in through the bathroom? I heard he didn't get very far, the police caught him when he stepped on the scale and gave himself a-weigh.

  7. Braden Walker for President

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    2. Rafael

      Rafael

      Braden Walker to legalize marijuana!

    3. HC

      HC

      Vote for him, or he's gonna knock your brains out.

    4. MannyIsBallin

      MannyIsBallin

      But will he face Carlito?

  8. Dear D-Wade, could you give some advice to Wade-B? Despite being a champion, the poor guy can't seem to win against anybody.

  9. EWB as we know it is closing. Now how am I supposed to find out the answer to the age old question 'Who will challenge Carlito?" Who I ask? WHO? (insert Jim Neidhart jokes here). Guess I'll see you all on the other side, or site, wherever we end up :(

    1. Lint

      Lint

      I think its time we answered your question jth..Carlito will be challenged by..Carlito! He will carry himself to the previously unattainable 6 star match and springboard WWC right past WWE to be the biggest wrestling promotion in the known universe

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I spit in the face of people who don't think that's a cool idea

    3. Owen

      Owen

      EWB isn't closing.. it's just going to be left without a host for a bit.

  10. From Dusty to Goldust to Cody, my Rhodes' to WrestleMania starts on the 4th Tuesday of March

  11. GREAT SCOTT! Its.....the Future!

  12. Happy Pi Day! 3.14.15, but don't celebrate until 9:26:53, that would just be irrational :)

  13. Happy Rey Mysterio Day!

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Who's that jumping out the sky?

    2. Gazz
    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      He does have that flyin' luchadore look about him.

  14. Hey EWB, been too long, I asked random people on the street who will challenge Carlito, they just looked at me funny. Please help.

  15. Hey EWB, what's better than paying $9.99 a month? Paying nothing and voting in the FutR@ICW.comPetition. Help determine the future stars that may someday challonge Carlito or Nathan Jones and beyond.

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    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      One day I want to Challonge Nathan Jones

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Future Keith! He's like Keith but from THE FUTURE!

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Since I'm currently in April 2017, he really is from THE FUTURE!

  16. I don't know how or why, but after a month and a half, I'm finally on EWB again from my own computer. Woohoo! Hope this isn't temporary.

    1. GA!

      GA!

      Who will challenge your DNS?

  17. I know all my valuables are triple-protected thanks to my NEW DAY LOCKS

  18. I love fucking you guys! (I mean: I love fucking, you guys!)

  19. I rank #10 on EWB? Where are these rankings so I know who I will challenge next?

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You'll challenge #9, wwefan45.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Mooregasam is being held back.

      He's a number 9 if ever I've seen one.

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      You'll challenge Carlito, obviously. Are you new to EWB or something?!

  20. I spit in the face of people who don't want to Bo-Lieve

  21. I spit in the face of people who don't want to take a poop

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I poop in the face of people who don't want to spit.

  22. I too feel the need to take a break from EWB. Be back in about 20 minutes.

  23. I too wish to be a donator again. Come on EWB, take my money, you know you want it.

  24. I'm amused "Who will challenge Carlito?","Who will challenge Giant Bernard?" etc. has become a running gag in so many threads it has nothing to do with. Maybe its to mock me, maybe its to ridicule me, but whatever the case, no publicity is bad publicity. Carry on.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      What? This is my first post here.

      Oh, I'm sorry, your son is also named Sousa.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      jth doesn't have the guts to delete this post.

    4. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      That was Be, not Sousa.

  25. I'm bussing for the waiter, man.

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