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Wow, two whammys in one day. I'll calm down. First, this horrifying sight I found at the newsstand.

*IMAGE MISSING*

I don't know what's worse, the fact that a thing of ugliness as [Avril Lavigne] is on the cover, or that's it says that she was a No. 1 request for the readers to see. Oh God, I'm gonna puke.

Anyways, second issue:

Britney Spears's New Video

How the bloody hell do you make yourself even more slutty than in your past videos AND your Showtime special. God, even Aguilera cleaned up a little bit after her slut trip. Sheesh.

Now, talk about it while I either puke or die....or both.

EDIT: Deleted image due to Maxim changing their cover image every month.

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*sigh*

You know, I used to think it was her lack of musical talent, shitty songs, and being a complete fake that made her so unattractive. But after looking at these pictures, I can't help but think it's because she's ugly as hell...

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I apologize for any vomiting the above images caused.

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*sigh*

You know, I used to think it was her lack of musical talent, shitty songs, and being a complete fake that made her so unattractive. But after looking at these pictures, I can't help but think it's because she's ugly as hell...

P1010005_jpg.jpg

P1010007_jpg.jpg

I apologize for any vomiting the above images caused.

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*sigh*

You know, I used to think it was her lack of musical talent, shitty songs, and being a complete fake that made her so unattractive. But after looking at these pictures, I can't help but think it's because she's ugly as hell...

P1010005_jpg.jpg

P1010007_jpg.jpg

I apologize for any vomiting the above images caused.

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*sigh*

You know, I used to think it was her lack of musical talent, shitty songs, and being a complete fake that made her so unattractive. But after looking at these pictures, I can't help but think it's because she's ugly as hell...

P1010005_jpg.jpg

P1010007_jpg.jpg

I apologize for any vomiting the above images caused.

Yeah and maybe some day you'll realise that many women have there bad days. I'll always know Avril isn't the best looking woman in the world, but you so need to quit with this crap because it's been done over and over before and is just plain boring now. Plus she's still cute and hot :P

Is that...Axl Rose?  :huh:
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That's not her having a bad day, that's without her having any makeup, her hair done, basically not being "primped up" like she is in pictures like the one you have in your sig. In other words, that's what she really looks like.
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Even with the make up on, I still don't think Avril is hot. She's not ugly by any means, but I just don't find her attractive. I'm not sure about those pictures though. Looks like she has the flu.

However, it's Avril's attitude I can't stand. All this anti-pop nonsense, parading around, trying to act like she isn't sellout, wearing her $300 t-shirts which look like she found them in the Wal-Mart discount bin. Bah, with her he pitch squeal of a voice, the layers upon layers of make-up she wears, legions of sensationalistic fans that blindly buy her products. My God, its sickens me. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musty odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?

And such.

And Jessica Simpson still looks pretty hot without the make up.

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