2006/2007 Hockey Season Thread

[NobBe Nobbs]

Since the Wild are my second team, I'm rooting for a Leafs/Wild final.

And elsewhere in the land of impossibilities...

[Gabriel]

Since the Wild are my second team, I'm rooting for a Leafs/Wild final.

And elsewhere in the land of impossibilities...

[Plubby]

All over. At least there's no hope any more. Onward and upward.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Er, what the fuck is up with Bryzgalov?

[Only In Dreams]

Well, the Leafs season rides on the shoulders of Scott Clemmenson.

Say, you guys did put up a good fight while it lasted.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Our season rests on the performance of Scott Clemmensen.

brb crying into pillow

[oldskool]

Self-censored.

STARTY MARTY WHAT THE FUCK YOU LAZY SONOFABITCH GET YOUR DEVILY ASS IN THAT NET NOW LOOK IT'S 1-0 THAT'S ENOUGH SCOTTY FUCKED UP WE WANT STARTY MARTY GO GO GO GET HIM IN PULL THE GOALIE MARTY WANTS IN BY GOD HE DOESN'T NEED PADS EVEN JUST PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THERE WITH A TOOTHPICK AND HE'LL MAKE 30 SAVES AND YOU WILL WIN!

[Only In Dreams]

STARTY MARTY! CLAP CLAP CLAP!!

[NobBe Nobbs]

The following people are cunts and shall be killed the moment that license to kill gets processed:

Richard Park

Jeff Tambellini

Marc-Andre Badgeron

Martin Brodeur

Scott Clemmensen

Lou Lamoriello

Wait a moment, does piano wire fall under "Unarmed" or "Weaponry"?

Edited April 8, 2007 by Tree

[Only In Dreams]

The Islanders are one period away from making every Leaf fan in the world hate BIG LOU even more.

It's a Wade of lightning. Get it a Wade.

[CKN]

If the Islanders win this could be the best Easter ever.

[CKN]

I LOVE RICHARD PARK

[Clawson]

Looking back, that Kerry Fraser screwjob has hurt us more then we thought I would. I now wish death on New Jersey and the Isles....plus Ottawa but they're gonna choke whether or not I say something.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Looking back, that Kerry Fraser screwjob has hurt us more then we thought I would. I now wish death on New Jersey and the Isles....plus Ottawa but they're gonna choke whether or not I say something.

[Ananas]

Oh certainly, because it couldn't be our inferior roster or bottom line-driven ownership, right? It must be someone else's fault. Nothing will get better until the games stop selling out.

[Only In Dreams]

John Madden saved your season.

EDIT: PSYCH!

Edited April 8, 2007 by twoonglue

[oldskool]

Never did I think I'd say it, being a football fan as well, but thank god for John Madden.

[Guest JACQUES OF MONTREAL]

So I'm already looking for a new team to follow next year, even if the Leafs to make it through to the playoffs. I was never that attached to them anyhow.

Any suggestions? Buffalo might not be bad, they're doing great and have a local connection...

[NobBe Nobbs]

Thank Xenu for John Madden as well.

[oldskool]

Shootout? BY GOD WHERE'S STARTY SHOOTOUT MARTY