Orlando Bloom = Orlando Shit.

[Guest The Ringy Complex]

Why does he have work? Sure, he's good looking, but he's the worst actor ever. I'd rather see Chris Klein on my screen then this turd. I'd even rather have Fitzy on my screen. Just get him the fuck off the screen, please, and keep him out of any good movie again, ever.

He ruined my enjoyment of Elizabethtown, damn it, and I love my Cameron Crowe and that's one movie too far. :@.

I'd say he's the worst of this new wave of actors and should be wiped off the face of the earth.

[ROC]

Lies. He was in the Lord of the Rings and that was the best three movies ever. The one scene where they were fighting for that ring after the other scene where they were fighting for the ring was brilliant. Also, I loved that one ending after the other ending after the other ending. That was awesome.

[gunnar hendershow]

Lies. He was in the Lord of the Rings and that was the best three movies ever. The one scene where they were fighting for that ring after the other scene where they were fighting for the ring was brilliant. Also, I loved that one ending after the other ending after the other ending. That was awesome.

There is only one return, and it ain't of the king.

[Olive the other Jiberdeer]

Why does Bloom have work? Well, in the words of most females: "Orlando Bloom? OMGSWOON!"

Edited September 24, 2006 by theonemankliq

[Guest The Ringy Complex]

Oh, dude, how could you forget Troy? That movie was so awesome!

Orlando Bloom: I am Paris. I shall conquer!

Fucking faggot, I hope he dies.

[K]

Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.

[The Quasi Juice]

In LOTR it looked like he was a walking information-machine. He knew EVERYTHING about well....EVERYTHING. His acting is boring and shit. He's bareable in LOTR because of the awesomeness around him but he was shit in Troy.

[SeanDMan]

In his defense, he's not the worst actor in Pirates.

[Bushmeister]

In his defense, he's not the worst actor in Pirates.

[GoGo Yubari]

Lies. He was in the Lord of the Rings and that was the best three movies ever. The one scene where they were fighting for that ring after the other scene where they were fighting for the ring was brilliant. Also, I loved that one ending after the other ending after the other ending. That was awesome.

God, no they weren't.

And Orlando Bloom was a perfectly fine straight-man in PotC/PotC II, but that's about it. In LotR I can't really remember him actually acting ever.

[Skummy]

I love Orlando Bloom's one facial expression. It's at its best when he's taking the key from Davy Jones in Pirates 2. Is he intrigued? Nervous? Concentrating? No, he's just Orlando Bloom.

Oh, and by Pirates 2 they'd realised that the best parts of his role in the first film were getting knocked out in comical ways, so that was fine.

Edited September 24, 2006 by Skumfrog

[Dan]

Lies. He was in the Lord of the Rings and that was the best three movies ever. The one scene where they were fighting for that ring after the other scene where they were fighting for the ring was brilliant. Also, I loved that one ending after the other ending after the other ending. That was awesome.

God, no they weren't.

And Orlando Bloom was a perfectly fine straight-man in PotC/PotC II, but that's about it. In LotR I can't really remember him actually acting ever.

I think he was taking the piss.

[probablyoliver]

I love Orlando Bloom's one facial expression. It's at its best when he's taking the key from Davy Jones in Pirates 2. Is he intrigued? Nervous? Concentrating? No, he's just Orlando Bloom.

Oh, and by Pirates 2 they'd realised that the best parts of his role in the first film were getting knocked out in comical ways, so that was fine.

I was going to bring this up; and it's the reason he's had work all the time. The man has an undeniably brilliant chin, and it's always pointing outwards, so you can see it more than his one wonky eye. Every scene in Lord of the Rings; he's slightly angled North East, and allowing his magnificent chin to take centre stage. Every scene or every film he's ever been in; I swear that's what he's doing.

[GoGo Yubari]

Lies. He was in the Lord of the Rings and that was the best three movies ever. The one scene where they were fighting for that ring after the other scene where they were fighting for the ring was brilliant. Also, I loved that one ending after the other ending after the other ending. That was awesome.

God, no they weren't.

And Orlando Bloom was a perfectly fine straight-man in PotC/PotC II, but that's about it. In LotR I can't really remember him actually acting ever.

I think he was taking the piss.

Yeah, I would have recognized that if I had read the entire post. Smooth, GoGo.

[The Mask of Norro]

I love Orlando Bloom's one facial expression. It's at its best when he's taking the key from Davy Jones in Pirates 2. Is he intrigued? Nervous? Concentrating? No, he's just Orlando Bloom.

Oh, and by Pirates 2 they'd realised that the best parts of his role in the first film were getting knocked out in comical ways, so that was fine.

I was going to bring this up; and it's the reason he's had work all the time. The man has an undeniably brilliant chin, and it's always pointing outwards, so you can see it more than his one wonky eye. Every scene in Lord of the Rings; he's slightly angled North East, and allowing his magnificent chin to take centre stage. Every scene or every film he's ever been in; I swear that's what he's doing.

I have to admit, the man has a damn fine chin. That's the kind of chin children wish for for Christmas.

[Clawson]

Somebody told me his name sounds like an orgasm once.

[therockbox]

I thought he was alright in Extras.

[Farmer Reil]

He was great in Extras.

Perhaps 'great' is a bit strong. But meh .

He wasn't bad in Kingdom of Heaven either. No worse than Clive Owen was in King Arthur (mind you, it's really fucking difficult to be worse than Clive Owen was in King Arthur).

And to be fair, he didn't have a lot of acting to DO in LotR, other than helpfully explain the plot in a disguised fashion.

Edited September 24, 2006 by Cap'n Jean-Luc Picaaaarghd

[YI]

Extras is shite. The first series was bearable (But It's not something I'd pick up on DVD)...thus far the second series has been wank to high heavens.

Edited September 24, 2006 by Mr. Kurt McKenna

[Skummy]

I enjoyed the first episode of the second series of Extras more than any of the first series, which isn't saying much, but the "blacks" part made it.