Britney Spears Attempted Suicide?

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Britney 'attempted rehab suicide'From correspondents in London

March 05, 2007 01:00am

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BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

[Farmer Reil]

It was reported in the News of the World, and nowhere else.

Does that not tell you something?

[The Sultan of Swank]

that she's using her anti-christ powers to only make unreliable sources report the truth?

[Tarheels.]

She doesn't want to be outed.

[bob saget]

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Edited March 3, 2021 by bob saget

[mattman1624]

Looks like postpartum depression to me. Yeah, I'm not a doctor, eh, this is comparable to Andrea Yates. Except that Britney hasn't tried to kill her kids yet.

Edited March 5, 2007 by mattman1624

[Troy Maskell]

But in a way Britney would be right by saying she's the anti-christ

Jesus was male, Britney is female

Jesus never married or had children, Britney has been married twice with two kids.

Jesus's love saved the world, Britney's love is toxic

And Jesus said "Go and sin no more" Britney said "Oops, I did it again"

Clear cut case really

[KingOfMyWorld]

So, does this mean Spears is going to open at the next Manson concert?

Yeah, you'd think that CNN or Fox would cover this, I mean they've been getting off on nut job entertainers for years now. So until some other horrible source like ET or Access Hollywood announce it, I'm not inclined to believe it.

[GhostMachine]

According to her father and some friends, she actually has attempted suicide twice in the past. Once by walking out into heavy traffic and once by overdosing, if I remember correctly.

[Numbahs]

Yeah, I was just coming into the topic to state that this is 3 times in two weeks. Hardly incredible news. I think she's milking this since she's already on the crazy train.

[Summers]

I don't believe this at all, atleast not seriously.

People need to leave the poor girl alone.

[sirdavinator]

Either she's gone off the deep end or this is all just one huge publicity blitz. I'm tired of hearing about Britney, man. People should just give it a rest, and let her live her damn life, whether she's crazy or not.

[Ananas]

Yeah, I was just coming into the topic to state that this is 3 times in two weeks. Hardly incredible news. I think she's milking this since she's already on the crazy train.

[Enter Blue Guy]

If Britney grows her hair out, dyes it black, and becomes a psycho-bitch, claiming she's the anti-christ and it's for real, I'd consider her the hottest woman on the planet.

Edited March 6, 2007 by Enter Blue Guy

[Guest Ringu]

Man, when is Lowerdeck coming in here and giving me my show?

[Commander Sheepard]

I really can't believe that anyone takes anything Britney Spears does or says seriously anymore. I mean, whether or not it's true, at this point, why would anyone care? She obviously has issues of SOME kind, which makes her just like millions of other people all across the world. It's just sad to look at the cover from her first album (which my WIFE owns), and see how young and cute and innocent she looked back then.

[Hellfire]

whether this is true or not, her actions from the past couple weeks can be summed up in three simple words.

Bitch is CRAZY

[Shorty]

But in a way Britney would be right by saying she's the anti-christ

Jesus was male, Britney is female

Jesus never married or had children, Britney has been married twice with two kids.

Jesus's love saved the world, Britney's love is toxic

And Jesus said "Go and sin no more" Britney said "Oops, I did it again"

Clear cut case really

[TOG]

So fake that I can't believe any of you thought otherwise

[Lowerdeck]

Man, when is Lowerdeck coming in here and giving me my show?

You all know how I feel about her already. What's the point of doing it again?