Eurovision Song Contest Topic

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Sad thing is, (as I'm watching BBC2 with classic Eurovision songs on) if Abba entered today they'd come like fifth last even though they're the most important pop act of music pretty much.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Sad thing is, if we did, we'd probably win the UK bit due to the sheer "thats funny, lets vote them" aspect we have

So let's do it. EWB must have some talented British musicians we can push together.

Send fsf's band, Mechanvelian or whatever.

That'll teach 'em ¬_¬

Too easy, we need to create an EWB Band.. But he'd be in the EWB-made-band.

I can learn bass. It's easy enough to just get by and I'd enjoy trashing it, diving into the drummer then leering drunkenly at the cameramen.

[The Quasi Juice]

Cliff Richard owned.

Ooh church song.

Edited May 12, 2007 by Quasi Juice

[DFF]

Clearly Apocalyptica > *.

Clearly.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

We need to stop worrying about being accepted and cheesily happy and really just do something dirty and foul and leery.

[Guest chatterbox]

If God did a band with Jesus on bass, Alah on keys and Budah on drums representing UK, we would still come second last to Ireland.

[therockbox]

We should let someone like Donny Tourette enter next year, he's a cunt but it would still make brilliant TV.

[Guest G-Spot]

Pass off AC/DC as british and do The Jack

[The Quasi Juice]

Big Brovaz or something would have done better. Would've had a vote from France.

Gotta love Malta though.

[therockbox]

Hi Ant.

[Guest G-Spot]

Hi RockBox.

And yes i know im back but i want a fresh start. Ive been good so just give me a chance.

[IAceI]

Hi Ant.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Big Brovaz or something would have done better. Would've had a vote from France.

Gotta love Malta though.

Big Brovaz wouldn't have been cheerily grinning with that blonde bint when they were on nil points thats for sure. They'd have finished a big higher and I wouldn't have winced during our song but meh.

I'd quite like Britain to pull out some really good pro band. Of course we'd still come last but at least we'd give a music masterclass to show yet again we're one of the top three music producing countries in the world.

[Guest G-Spot]

Hey man if you dont like me then thats cool. Not a problem with that. I didnt come on this forum to please everyone. I just came to post my opinions and have some fun away from real life.

[IAceI]

Let Oasis play Wonderwall.

[fourstarfizzle]

Sad thing is, if we did, we'd probably win the UK bit due to the sheer "thats funny, lets vote them" aspect we have

So let's do it. EWB must have some talented British musicians we can push together.

[caucasianheat]

And yes i know im back but i want a fresh start. Ive been good so just give me a chance.

No.

[Guest G-Spot]

Have Motorhead play Build for Speed.

Worked for Lordi playing rock

[apsham]

Didn't he flip out and call us all losers with no real lives and THEN still have to be banned? Ironies.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Bwahahaha the top 20 posters for today is pretty much us lot who posted in here this eve. Good work Eurovision fans (Y)