EWB Boxing

[FireDoughnut]

I just found my gym again.

I have about two decent fighters and the rest are kind of rubbish.

My only Champion, Chris "Turbo" Shandy hasn't had any fight go into the 2nd round. He either knocks them out, or they knock him out. Brilliant.

[Scott McFly]

So I've just joined as the Tartan Army Whisky Emporium. Only got the one fighter just now, and I checked out the guide for creating a new fighter, but I've no idea if the stats I gave him are gonna be any good. Think my guy is a super-welterweight, and bloody hell there are a lot of weight divisions...

[estebanmon]

I'm dominating Super Middleweight. 5-0-0 and 4-0-0 on my boxers. I also have a 5-match undefeated streak with someone else.

Everyone else is shit, and the ones who showed potential(both in Straw-weight) have gone to hell.

[Slogger]

Heavyweights

Bubba Ray Slogger (3-1-0)

Paul Bullworth (3-3-0)

Cruiserweight

Jan Itor (3-1-1)

Light-Heavyweight

Ace Kennedy (4-0-1) - Light-Heavyweight Champion

Super-Middleweights

MJ Nike (3-2-0)

Boris Schnackenburg (0-0-3)

Welterweight

Matt Smith (1-4-0)

[MalaCloudy Black]

My gym record is something like 9-11-0, and individually it looks like..

Cruiserweights

Fiter Fitowski: 1-2-0

Light-Heavyweights

Max Fow'ty: 1-2-0

Super Middleweights

Electric Eyeball Man: 0-3-0 (Probably going to retire him, to be honest. Anyone got a good middleweight fight plan?)

Middleweights

I.M. Likefight Jr.: 2-1-0

Super Lightweights

K.L. Eenex: 3-0-0

Featherweights

Tiny Dancer: 2-0-0 (Yeah, named after the song.)

[FireDoughnut]

Gym record: 48 - 92 - 12

[Farmer Reil]

The judges' decisions are:

Judge Roy Bean scores the fight as follows:

Spoiler: Click here to view

Round 1: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 2: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 3: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 4: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 5: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 6: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 7: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 8: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 9: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 10: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 11: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 12: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

A 114-114 tie.

Judge Judy scores the fight as follows:

Spoiler: Click here to view

Round 1: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 2: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 3: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 4: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 5: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 6: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 7: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 8: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 9: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 10: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 11: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 12: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

A 114-114 tie.

Judge Lao Mang Chen scores the fight as follows:

Spoiler: Click here to view

Round 1: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 2: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 3: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 4: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 5: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 6: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 7: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 8: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 9: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 10: "Uncle" Steve Fishburn 10-9

Round 11: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 10-9

Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: "Fists of Fury" Danny Drury 115-114

The fight is a draw!

Edited December 11, 2007 by Farmer Reil

[MalaCloudy Black]

So, what gym belongs to who? >_>

I have the ever so imaginative Jim Nayme Gym.

[Farmer Reil]

HappyLittleBoozers2, because the original HappyLittleBoozers never got the authentification email

Also, go Hammer! 4-0, the only undefeated Heavyweight, all wins by KO in the first round, and now the #1 contender.

Could it have happened? Could Reil have done something worthwhile in an EWB-related game? Stay tuned to find out ¬_¬

Edit:

Peruvian Underworld Boxing: $2,972 total earnings. Record: 21-12-3.

Edited December 15, 2007 by Farmer Reil

[MalaCloudy Black]

Peruvian Underworld Boxing: $1,588 total earnings. Record: 11-15-0.

And woohoo, my super lightweight has an $8k title bout coming up. He's undefeated so far (4-0) whilst the champion is 5-1, hoping I can make it 5-2 and take home some gold (Y)

[Farmer Reil]

Gah, apparently Hammer doesn't have a title shot next week because Masters is too lazy to fight anyone so I have to fight Slogger first ¬_¬ If I lose, I'll be so pissed

Edited December 16, 2007 by Farmer Reil

[Slogger]

Ace Kennedy/Kevin Kahn Fued

Round 1 - Kennedy by Majority Decision - Wins Title

Round 2 - Draw - Retains Title

Round 3 - Kennedy by Split Decision - Retains Title

Round 4 - Is Scheduled For Friday, December 21

[Farmer Reil]

Kahn needs some wins, or he'll lose loads of heat in the blowoff match

[9 to 5]

Yeah, he does. >_>

[TEOL]

... man, I quit this weeks ago. What happened? >_>

[FireDoughnut]

I just retired about 15 of my fighters. Trimmed the fat.

[TEOL]

I reopened my gym but left most of the fighters retired. That 'have tons of fighters' plan was stupid on many levels in retrospect. <_>

[Slogger]

Ace Kennedy/Kevin Kahn Fued

Round 1 - Kennedy by Majority Decision - Wins Title

Round 2 - Draw - Retains Title

Round 3 - Kennedy by Split Decision - Retains Title

Round 4 - Kennedy by Split Decision - Retains Title

GIVE IT UP KAHN!

[oldskool]

None can defeat TAKA Michinoku. NONE.

[JStarr]

Holy fuck, Odenfeld was a beast. I've got to concoct a whole new fight plan for the rematch.

DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME WORK, REILY!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HADES!!!!!

Meanwhile, I'm thinking about changing the name of my gym...but "Terry Masters and a Bunch of Pussies" doesn't really roll off the tongue, ya know?