The Ultimate Movie One-Liners

[The Hardcore Canuck]

So me and a few friends had a heated discussion on what the single best movie one-liner was. No consensis was reached and, as a result, I'd like to created a sort of elimination stlye thread to find, once and for all, the best one liner of all time.

So here's the format. Over the next week post a max of 5 one-liners (please also put the movie and actor delivering the line). After the week I'll post the 50 (maybe less depending on the number of one liners) in another thread. Each one-liner will recieve five points. As people vote you can add one point to three one-liners, and subtract one point from thee one-liners. Eventually, we will reach one single line.

[The Hardcore Canuck]

My nominations:

"Always bet on black!" (Wesley Snipes; Passenger 57)

"I'll be back." (Arnold Schwarzenegger; The Terminator)

"This is my BOOMSTICK!" (Bruce Campbell; Army of Darkness)

"I've had it, with these mother-fucking snakes, on this mother-fucking plane!" (Samuel Mother-Fucking Jackson; Snakes on a Plane)

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." (Bruce Willis; Die Hard)

[Lint]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum" (Roddy Piper; "They Live")

"Gimme some sugar baby" (Bruce Campbell; "Army Of Darkness")

"I'm gonna make him an offer he won't refuse" (Marlon brando; "The Godfather)

"Say hello to my little friend!" (Al Pacino "Scarface")

"you talkin to me?" (Robert Deniro "Taxi Driver")

[ADG]

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers." (Jeff Anderson, Clerks)

"You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?" (Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean)

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride." (Bette Davis, All About Eve)

"Made it Ma! Top of the world." (James Cagney, White Heat)

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." (Woody Allen, Annie Hall)

[EddieG]

Oh wow...

I immediattely thought of

Yippee-Kay-Yay, Mother Fu... - Bruce Willis - Die Hard

Go ahead punk, make my day - Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry

Say hello to my little friend! - Al Pacino - Dirty Harry

I'm going to make him an offer, he can't refuse - Marlon Brando - The Godfather

You suckers just got served! - Marques Houston + Omarion - You Got Served

[TKz]

"Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink?" - Reservoir Dogs

"Hey O'Connel, looks to me like we've got all the horses!" "...Hey Benny, looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!" - The Mummy

"So here we be, Jack Sparrow! Locked in an epic battle till Judgement Day and trumpets sound!" "...Or, you could surrender?" Pirates of the Caribbean

"GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!" Aliens

"Have you ever lost an hour of sleep in your life?" "I'm prepared to lose a few with you." Iron Man

I just put some favourite quotes of mine.

[BlackFlagg]

"They mostly come out at night...mostly..." - Carrie Henn - Aliens

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Roy Scheider - Jaws

“We all go a little mad sometimes” - Anthony Perkins - Psycho

“What we have here is a failure to communicate” - Strother Martin - Cool Hand Luke

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like...victory” - Robert Duvall - Apocalypse Now

Edited June 1, 2009 by BlackFlagg

[Jimmy]

I'll edit in more soon, but one comes to mind.

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Michael Caine - The Italian Job

[Draevyn]

Much like Split, I'll edit more in but right now the big one for me is.

"Yoohoo, I'll Make You Famous!" Emilio Estevez (Young Guns)

"Why So Serious?" Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

"Victims; Aren't We All?" Brandon Lee (The Crow)

Edited June 1, 2009 by Iron Fork Tyson

[TKz]

Much like Split, I'll edit more in but right now the big one for me is.

"Yoohoo, I'll Make You Famous!" Emilio Estevez (Young Guns)

"Why So Serious?" Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

"Victims; Aren't We All?" Brandon Lee (The Crow)

Forky wins for quoting Young Guns.

If only it was full scene quotes, the scene about the three Chinese men playing cards when the worlds starts to end is one of my all time favourite quotes.

[Fudge]

Here's Johnny!

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

It's almost like some of the picks are horrendous so far, some of them are just ugh.

Naming my three top ones, I'll edit in two more when I have a think about it.

"I'mma get you high today, 'cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job...and you ain't got SHIT to do!" - Smokey (Chris Tucker) - Friday

"Say 'allo to my 'lil friend' - Al Pacino - Scarface

"HERRRRRRREEESSS JOHNNNNYY" - Jack Nicholson - The Shining

[ZJ Penn]

"You got anything to say Leone?!"

"Yeah...FIRST DOWNS!!!"

Sylvester Stallone/Lock Up

[Farmer Reil]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Clark Gable, Gone With The Wind.

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... Tonight, we dine in hell!", Gerard Butler , 300

"May the force be with you", Harrison Ford, Star Wars

"Here's looking at you, kid", Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca

"Go ahead, make my day", Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact

Smoothly done, Scum Fan... tell everyone most of their picks are shite, then repeat half of them. Nice.

Edited June 1, 2009 by Farmer Reil

[Matt]

I'll edit in more soon, but one comes to mind.

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Michael Caine - The Italian Job

Winner. Thread over.

[Toe]

"Shake N' Bake!" - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

[kempay]

"May the Force be with you..." - Obi Wan Kenobi - Star Wars

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Clark Gable, Gone With The Wind.

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... Tonight, we dine in hell!", Gerard Butler , 300

"May the force be with you", Harrison Ford, Star Wars

"Here's looking at you, kid", Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca

"Go ahead, make my day", Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact

Smoothly done, Scum Fan... tell everyone most of their picks are shite, then repeat half of them. Nice.

Yes, I repeated one line, but I guess I repeated them all right? I'm not saying they're all shit, there's just a few really weird ones though.

[Quom]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist - Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects

[GA!]

"Soylent Green is people!"

*hand in the air*