The manliest film ever.

[brenchill]

Commence au macho festivale

[9 to 5]

Sylvester Stallone has claimed that he broke his neck filming a fight scene for his upcoming action movie The Expendables.

The actor-director told FHM that he had to undergo surgery following the on-screen altercation with wrestler 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin.

Stallone said: "Man, it was seven guys, kicking each other's ass, one guy tougher than the next. No joke, our stunt guys were begging for mercy.

"Actually, my fight with 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin was so vicious that I ended up getting a hairline fracture in my neck.

"I'm not joking. I haven't told anyone this, but I had to have a very serious operation afterwards. I now have a metal plate in my neck."

He added: "Dolph Lundgren and I always went for it. I gave him orders to try to knock me out while the cameras were rolling.

"At one point, he hit me so hard on the top of the head I felt my spine compress. He then hit me with an almighty uppercut."

The movie also features Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke and Jason Statham.

Credit - DS

[SRN]

Jesus christ. I don't care if that is just a media stunt, this movie just gets more and more awesome.

[GRIFT]

An almighty uppercut? Okay, my new goal in life is to start a band named Dolph Lundgren and the Almighty Uppercuts.

[Pesci]

This is going to be so good. Anybody who mentions the word plot when reviewing this is a faggot.

[Guest Jacob]

http://movieblog.ugo.com/movies/rambo-5-to-be-less-brutal-than-the-last-film-two-cuts-for-the-expendables

Apparently, if it does well and with the star power involved i can't see why not, a franchise looks a certainty.

[Thrilla]

Sylvester Stallone has claimed that he broke his neck filming a fight scene for his upcoming action movie The Expendables.

The actor-director told FHM that he had to undergo surgery following the on-screen altercation with wrestler 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin.

Stallone said: "Man, it was seven guys, kicking each other's ass, one guy tougher than the next. No joke, our stunt guys were begging for mercy.

"Actually, my fight with 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin was so vicious that I ended up getting a hairline fracture in my neck.

"I'm not joking. I haven't told anyone this, but I had to have a very serious operation afterwards. I now have a metal plate in my neck."

He added: "Dolph Lundgren and I always went for it. I gave him orders to try to knock me out while the cameras were rolling.

"At one point, he hit me so hard on the top of the head I felt my spine compress. He then hit me with an almighty uppercut."

The movie also features Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke and Jason Statham.

Credit - DS

Damn near broke my neck, but I still got up!

[9 to 5]

Just what I thought NBT.

[TKz]

http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=17234&count=0

Oh. My. God.

"Give this one to my friend here, he loves crawling around in the Jungle, don't you?"

[Syrjis]

"Great. They've got a small army. What do we got? Four and a half men." I lol'd.

[SRN]

This movie is going to be the greatest thing ever, I mean seriously.

[hugobomb]

I finally saw the trailer today, all the time thinking 'it can't be as good as people say it is'

*watches trailer*

*Has Mangasm*

Pretty much the only film I plan to see on the day it comes out

[Jimmy]

Holy shit, holy shit. That looks fucking awesome. That just looks like an amazing two hours to spend my time.

[Colossus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMDC76D9l94&feature=player_embedded

[darkrayne]

Just got back from seeing this with my best friend.. she was just as impressed by it as I was!!! 2 hours of some of the world's greatest action stars killing people and blowing shit up!! I handily recommend this as one awesome movie!!!

[SlicedBread]

Jason Statham is so damn awesome!

Loved the movie, saw it twice last tuesday.

[New Damage]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

This film is the most ridiculous film ever. It's fucking fantastic. It's not meant to be a comedy, but me and my friends laughed several times due to the complete ridiculousness of it. I thought things got OTT in Die Hard 4 when Bruce surfs the fighter jet, but this takes the biscuit. There was no story, just random parts shoe-horned in. By the end of it we're not even sure of half of the people's names in it. There was every cliche ever, and even managed to create new ones.

But saying that, go watch this. If I could go back and watch it again, without knowing what happens, I would.

Highlights include:

- Slyvester Stallone running after a sea plane on a jetty, leaping through the air and clinging onto the door for a good 30 seconds as water blasts in his face.

- Steve Austin, on fire, being Superman-Punched by Randy Couture.

- Terry Crews' machine-gun like hand cannon of a shotgun.

- Jason Statham. Just all of him.

- Bruce Willis' cameo.

- As the bad guy is about to fly away in a helicopter, Stallone is blocked by a wall of fire He finds a bomb/artillery shell but it's too heavy. Terry Crews comes along. You think they're just gonna throw it at the chopper. No. Crews, on his OWN launches it IN THE AIR, AND STALLONE SHOOTS IT IN THE SKY.

[hackerjack]

It really is fantastic and yes there are parts that are meant to be a comedy.

There are so many references to real life, all the actors stereotypes and so on that its just obvious how muh fun it's poking at itself.

Also Austin vs. Couture is worth the ticket price alone.

[OctoberRaven]

Congratulations, Stathem. You've made up for all the crap you've done since the First Transporter up until now.

Except that Death Race remake. I am still scarred from how bad that was.

[darkrayne]

How bad that was?

Wow for a completely rewritten story, and a huge fan of DR 2000, I thought the remake was fucking awesome.

Perhaps I am just an unabashed Statham mark?