Celebrity Big Brother 2012

[Lineker]

Yes, it's back already!

About to start on Channel 5. Wonder who they've got this time...

[Katsuya]

"How far down the barrel can we scrape!?" 2012!

[Lineker]

Natalie Cassidy - aka Sonia from Eastenders.

[King Ellis]

Oh yeah, Sonia. She was a lady gay.

[Gazz]

Yes, it's back already!

Aaaaaand

Transfer listed.

[Lineker]

Michael Madsen.

[Lineker]

He Tebow-ed, brilliant.

[Lineker]

Andrew Stone.... who??!

[Walker]

Mr Blonde is in the Big Brother house!

This is incredibly boring. Just get them all in before you go live.

[Katsuya]

I'm hoping for a mass killing spree by Madsen.

Also, I heavily dislike this twist because it means she'll win. It happened to that fat Scottish one when they did Celeb Hijack and he did nothing the rest of the time

[Lineker]

Twin Playboy playmates?

Looks like Gazz is watching afterall.

[Lineker]

Oh god, it's Frankie Cocozza.

[Katsuya]

The Star just revealed who else is going in after Cocozza.

Romeo from the So Solid Crew, Kirk Norcross from TOWIE, Gareth Thomas (gay ex-rugby player), Natasha Giggs, Nicola McLean, Denise Welch and Georgia Salpha, who's apparently the "Irish 'Jordan'"

[Lineker]

Meh. Stopped watching. Someone come fetch me when a twin gets her tits out.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Worth watching just for Masden and the massive amount of top women.

[Gazz]

Kirkland's already hit that.

[DavidMarrio]

Oh I see how to make a quick buck:

Get shagged by your husbands famous brother then get a couple of grand to go in the big brother house. Smart business plan.

[Guest zrc]

Know Natalie Cassidy and Michael Madsen no idea about the others. However is that Frankie guy that twat from X-Factor who got kicked off? If so Madsen should reinact the Buried alive scene from Kill Bill 2 with him.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I know I've been out of the country for a while but it's a bit sad that I had to google everyone except Madsen, Cassidy and Welch.

[Walker]

They've been quite clever actually. Most people know Cocozza because the shit he did on X Factor is still fresh in peoples minds. Giggs also benefits from being part of this year's big news scandal. They've gone out and got people during their fifteen minutes rather than waiting until people forget about them.