Paradox games but definitely NOT GAMES OF THRONE

[SeanDMan]

3 hours ago, Dickon Manwoody said:

Very minor news, but the base game's finally getting a historical bookmark between 867 and 1066.

[Gazz]

Guns don't kill people, 8th century Frankish counts do.

[Mick]

4 hours ago, Gazz said:

Guns don't kill people, 8th century Frankish counts do.

 

 

[SeanDMan]

[Bobfoc]

I didn't know there was an Oregon Trail mod.

[SeanDMan]

It's called After The End. You can play as Caribbean voodoo pirates.

[Schlitzbrille]

12 hours ago, SeanOfTheHumans said:

It's called After The End. You can play as Caribbean voodoo pirates.

WAR AMISH too.

[OctoberRaven]

14 hours ago, SeanDMan said:

Kind of brought that one on yourself, tbf.

[Mick]

 

What could go wrong   

[Schlitzbrille]

12 minutes ago, Mick said:

 

What could go wrong   

Is the crippled psychic tree-wizard still alive?

[SquareRootOfSi]

5 hours ago, Mick said:

 

What could go wrong   

sorry....are we ignoring the 9 children by age 33..... good lord Dany...

John the husband and father of all of them? #wIncest is best...

[Gazz]

I finally did it. Frankish -> Norse -> Norman -> English. Started as Count of Rouen to Duke of Normandy, got lucky being able to take Aquitaine in a Crusade.

Now lets make England for the English and have a proper 12th century Brexit.

[Mick]

13 hours ago, Gazz said:

Now lets make England for the English and have a proper 12th century Brexit.

 

MEGA!

[Mick]

 

Took my trousers off, 

Told me to cough. 

[SeanDMan]

Have been playing on and off the past few weeks, had a game going where I was so close to becoming King Of Ireland, just slowly collecting the required gold. Then my leader got the flu and his court chaplain suggested drinking human breast milk, which was considered to be an excellent treatment. A few weeks later he got food poisoning so since my court chaplain gave him excellent treatment, I felt safe in his hands. He elected to amputate a leg, which then subsequently got infected, which led to him dying, just as the last gold coin dropped into the box, but before I could hit pause to formally sign the papers and become King Of Ireland.

So then I was stuck as his sole heir (he was only 20), a 1 year old girl. 15 agonizing years later, then another two years collecting taxes, and finally the kingdom was formed. Only she's Anglo Saxon so it's not Ireland. No, it's the domain of queen Albinn, known as the Kingdom Of Albinny, home of the Albino.

[Mick]

Hey buddy...

 

[Mick]

So, Humble Bumble will let you get CK2 and every expansion for $15. You can also get the base game and five expansions for $1.

[Toe]

That's insane, and also the kind of thing I've been waiting forever for. If they do that deal for Stellaris as well, it might be the finally push me into upgrading my computer!

[Mick]

Zeroing in on 100 years, then this happened: 

 

[Schlitzbrille]

17 minutes ago, Mick said:

Zeroing in on 100 years, then this happened: 

 

*Pod the Rod sings softly in the background*