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[Schlitzbrille]

For my amusement, Westeros as of 485 AC:

Sitting the Iron Throne is Aegon Targaryen, the Seventh of His Name, blah fill in the damn titles. Commonly called 'the Dragontamer', wielder of Blackfyre and rider of Valyrion. Age 49, married to his aunt Rhaenyra, a few months younger than Aegon. Together, their (legitimate) children:

1. {Maekar}, their firstborn son, born 450 AC, dead from pneumonia in 454 AC at the age of 3
2. Elaena, their firstborn daughter, born 452 AC, age 32, m. Baelon Targaryen, Lord of Summerfield and Shipbreaker Bay
   -{Rhaeys}, born 479 AC, died from dysentery in 483 AC at the age of 3
   -Jaehaerys, age 3, born 479 AC
   -Rhaenyra, age 1, born 483 AC
   -{Aenar}, a sickly infant, born 484 AC, died at the age of one month
3. Daenaera, born 454 AC, age 30, m. Aegon's cousin Aemon Targaryen
   -Mhaegan, born 476 AC, age 8
4. Rhaenyra, born 455 AC, age 29, m. her uncle {Maelys Targaryen}, m. Meros of the Sellsword Infantry
   (by Maelys)
   -Aelinor, born 473 AC, age 11
   -Aenor, Lord of Torrentpeak, born 475 AC, age 9
5. Vaermon, Lord of Dragonstone and current heir, born 456 AC, age 28, m. Dorna Lannister
   -Maelor, born 472 AC, age 12, betrothed to Aegon VII's six year old bastard niece Baela Waters
   -Maekar, born 474 AC, age 10, twin of Shaera
   -Shaera, twin of Maekar
   -Lucerys, born 478 AC, age 6
6. Aerion, born 463 AC, age 21, m. Melantha Lightfoot, Lady of Stony Shore
7. {Alyssa}, stillborn in 466 AC
8. Viserys, born 470 AC, age 14

Now, about Aegon's illegitimate children: there's a few:

(by his cousin Rhaenyra Targaryen)

1. Leaysa Waters, born 465 AC, age 19, m. Aegon's nephew Aegor Eghon
   -{Maega}, stillborn in 482 AC
2. Rhaegar Waters, born 468 AC, age 16, m. Zia Harte
3. Naerys Waters, born 479 AC, age 5
4. Maegon Waters, born 482 AC, age 2

(by Beony Footly of Tumbleton)

1. Helyna Flowers, born 476 AC, age 8

(by Chieftess Willow of Hardhome)

1. Aelyx Waters, born 477 AC, age 7, betrothed to his sister Myrtle
2. Myrtle Waters, born 478 AC, age 6, betrothed to her brother Aelyx
3. Craster Waters, born 480 AC, age 4
4. Ondrew Waters, born 481 AC, age 3
5. Ferny Waters, born 482 AC, age 2

(by Delonne)

1. Olyvar Sand, born 480 AC, age 4

If I had the piety, I'd go full Aegon IV and legitimize all the bastards.

[Mick]

9 hours ago, Santa Brady said:

If I had the piety, I'd go full Aegon IV and legitimize all the bastards.

That is a very silly thing to do  

[Meacon Keaton]

9 hours ago, Santa Brady said:

For my amusement, Westeros as of 485 AC:

Sitting the Iron Throne is Aegon Targaryen, the Seventh of His Name, blah fill in the damn titles. Commonly called 'the Dragontamer', wielder of Blackfyre and rider of Valyrion. Age 49, married to his aunt Rhaenyra, a few months younger than Aegon. Together, their (legitimate) children:

1. {Maekar}, their firstborn son, born 450 AC, dead from pneumonia in 454 AC at the age of 3
2. Elaena, their firstborn daughter, born 452 AC, age 32, m. Baelon Targaryen, Lord of Summerfield and Shipbreaker Bay
   -{Rhaeys}, born 479 AC, died from dysentery in 483 AC at the age of 3
   -Jaehaerys, age 3, born 479 AC
   -Rhaenyra, age 1, born 483 AC
   -{Aenar}, a sickly infant, born 484 AC, died at the age of one month
3. Daenaera, born 454 AC, age 30, m. Aegon's cousin Aemon Targaryen
   -Mhaegan, born 476 AC, age 8
4. Rhaenyra, born 455 AC, age 29, m. her uncle {Maelys Targaryen}, m. Meros of the Sellsword Infantry
   (by Maelys)
   -Aelinor, born 473 AC, age 11
   -Aenor, Lord of Torrentpeak, born 475 AC, age 9
5. Vaermon, Lord of Dragonstone and current heir, born 456 AC, age 28, m. Dorna Lannister
   -Maelor, born 472 AC, age 12, betrothed to Aegon VII's six year old bastard niece Baela Waters
   -Maekar, born 474 AC, age 10, twin of Shaera
   -Shaera, twin of Maekar
   -Lucerys, born 478 AC, age 6
6. Aerion, born 463 AC, age 21, m. Melantha Lightfoot, Lady of Stony Shore
7. {Alyssa}, stillborn in 466 AC
8. Viserys, born 470 AC, age 14

Now, about Aegon's illegitimate children: there's a few:

(by his cousin Rhaenyra Targaryen)

1. Leaysa Waters, born 465 AC, age 19, m. Aegon's nephew Aegor Eghon
   -{Maega}, stillborn in 482 AC
2. Rhaegar Waters, born 468 AC, age 16, m. Zia Harte
3. Naerys Waters, born 479 AC, age 5
4. Maegon Waters, born 482 AC, age 2

(by Beony Footly of Tumbleton)

1. Helyna Flowers, born 476 AC, age 8

(by Chieftess Willow of Hardhome)

1. Aelyx Waters, born 477 AC, age 7, betrothed to his sister Myrtle
2. Myrtle Waters, born 478 AC, age 6, betrothed to her brother Aelyx
3. Craster Waters, born 480 AC, age 4
4. Ondrew Waters, born 481 AC, age 3
5. Ferny Waters, born 482 AC, age 2

(by Delonne)

1. Olyvar Sand, born 480 AC, age 4

If I had the piety, I'd go full Aegon IV and legitimize all the bastards.

I hate you for being able to still play the GoT mod.

Just so you know.

[Mick]

17 minutes ago, Meacon said:

I hate you for being able to still play the GoT mod.

Just so you know.

 

Why, what's wrong with yours? 

[Meacon Keaton]

24 minutes ago, Mick said:

 

Why, what's wrong with yours? 

I switched the version of my CK2 to 2.7.01 or whatever it was before the update, but it still closes instantly at the starting screen.

[Mx. Canadian Destroyer]

2 minutes ago, Meacon said:

I switched the version of my CK2 to 2.7.01 or whatever it was before the update, but it still closes instantly at the starting screen.

That has been happening to me too. Haven't checked but typically it just takes a little while for the new update to come out once there's new DLC. 

[Mick]

3 minutes ago, Meacon said:

I switched the version of my CK2 to 2.7.01 or whatever it was before the update, but it still closes instantly at the starting screen.

1.7.1 runs perfectly with 2.8.3.4  

[Meacon Keaton]

Not for me.

[Mick]

6 minutes ago, Meacon said:

Not for me.

[Meacon Keaton]

No need to bully

[Meacon Keaton]

Tried it again tonight and it worked absolutely fine with no issues whatsoever. No idea what the hell that was all about. 

[Mick]

21 minutes ago, Meacon said:

Tried it again tonight and it worked absolutely fine with no issues whatsoever. No idea what the hell that was all about. 

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

 

[Meacon Keaton]

Yes, you were more than helpful. 

[Mick]

Patch 1.8 of AGOT has been released!

 

Patch Notes: 

 

Spoiler

Version 1.8
===============
- Added a 'Ghiscari Wars' submod

Holy Fury and Patch 3.0
- Mod compatible with 3.0
- Traditional dynastic claims are now handled by Bloodlines, and can emerge dynamically once a dynasty has held a title for 7 rulers.
- Characters may gain dynastic bloodlines from forming titles, and other special events
- Added bloodlines for Azor Ahai and Lord of Chaos
- Added a bloodline for Khiara the Great of Leng
- Added dynastic bloodlines for Justman, Teague and Mudd
- Added some mod related alternate start settings
- Added alternate start settings for ruins and base value buildings
- Made dragons and white walkers playable in alt starts
- Added a new AGoT related animal character in alt starts
- Added new vanilla pregnancy and fat events
- Integrated the DLC warrior lodges for several lore cultures
- Adapted mod for the new vanilla battle events system
- Integrated some Holy Fury duel features into the mod duel engine
- Finger dances can now use the duel engine
- Duels can now sometimes end in draws, depending on context
- Animal companions no longer give a direct combat rating boost, rather they can now be used in duels if the context allows
- Added brazen bull execution option
- Adapted vanilla Coronation events for Faith of The Seven kings
- Added a Kingsmoot elective succession law, and tweaked the kingsmoot mechanics to accomodate
- Added special succession laws for Night's Watch and Noble Oligarchies
- Added a 'Dornish Primogeniture' succession law, which handles succession in matrilineal disiheritance situations
- Altered opinion effects of fat and gluttonous traits
- Added Child of Destiny events

Artifacts
- Added many artifacts from More Artifacts submod by marowa
- All ancestral high value artifacts can now be reclaimed via diplomacy/war
- Reforging valyrian steel is now a decision you take by right clicking on your own portrait to select the particular artifact
- The AI may now sell artifacts
- Added a dragon whip artifact that tracks each dragon's historical riders via it's holder history
- Seizing artifacts from a prisoner for no valid reason now incurs tyranny

Events, jobs, plots and decisions:
- Added banking societies, with a large rework of how loans and their recovery work
- Revised vassal loans, can now take personal loans from any courtier via diplomatic interaction
- Fixed up debt inheritance in many situations
- Added new mechanics for Norvos. The Monastic government now uses a system of Monastic Order dynasties, where you play as an order rather than a familial bloodline. Plus other flavour events.
- Female pirates and Iron Queens can now take concucines/salt husbands
- Lengi Empresses may now take extra YiTish/Lengi consorts
- it is now possible to name animal companions
- It is now possible to name Dragons, ships, artifacts and other things directly, without using the old convoluted title system
- Added a decision to change character to a lower ranked dynast
- Added a Citadel society for Maesters. Uses many features from the vanilla Hermetics society when MnM DLC is enabled
- Integrated elements of 'the Seed is Strong' submod. Great houses and their bloodlines now have special genetics
- Added a decision for independent Lords Paramount to adopt a Royal Style
- Dragons can now be utlised to intimidate rebellious vassals
- Added a royal proclamation for Yi Ti
- Valyrian Archons can now name themselves and their heirs Archon for Life
- Removed the buy loyalty plot, instead gave more abilities to favors
- Replaced vanilla 'ask to excommunicate' action with a custom mod decision. This is so the conditions and wacky AI can be controlled
- Kingsguard can now be appointed from split realms that are supporting the king in a mega war
- The traditional heir title of a kingdom can now be dynamically set via decision

Character/Database setup (WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD):
- Cultural congenital traits are now added to all random characters who need them on game start (including high valyrians in Valyria)
- Added fat trait to many canon characters
- Ironborn updates by shadesofdarkness
- Added the Grey King's father (ID=750064) as a means of connection for house Goodbrother and the Grey King.
- Changed the birth date of the Grey King from 1.1.1 to 1.1.2, and increased lifespan by 7 years as he is stated to have ruled the iron islands for 1007 years.
- Added the progenitor of house Goodbrother - brother of the Grey King (ID=750065).
- Added the line of the Goodbrother to link to Urrathon Badbrother and future Goodbrothers. (ID=550111).
- Removed the line of the Grey King (ID=751066), replaced with Grey Urragon - Eldest son of the Grey King (ID=750067) and linked to house Greyiron with a line(ID=751067).
- Added Torgon the Terrible as a son of the Grey King (ID=750068) - ancestor to the Hoares, and his line (ID=751068).
- Added Hrothgar of Pyke as a son of the Grey King (ID=750069) - ancestor to the Greyjoys and his line (ID=751069).
- Added the quick trait to Dalton the Red Kraken (ID=20107).
- Added the reaver trait to Dagon the Last Reaver (ID=18107) in 211 AC.
- Changed name of Lord Wex of Blacktyde (ID=3014118) to Garmon and his birth date to 118 AC.Deleted his lowborn wife Jonella (ID=5014118) replaced with Gudrun Greyjoy (ID=5014118) daughter of Vickon II Greyjoy. She is now the mother of his son who has had his name changed to Andrick (ID=3017118).
- Changed the birthdate of the sea dragon Nagga from 1.1.1 to 1.1.3 so that the Grey King's father could be added. 

- Added a linking anscetor to connect the Emperors of Old Ghis to Grazdan the Great
- Moved Grazdan the Great 1000 years further back in the timeline than he was set at in all history files
- Fixed Septon Chayle and Maester Luwin serving in wrong courts
- Jory and Hallis Mollen are now captains of Winterfell Household Guard
- Added Alyn, captain of Ned's Household Guard in KL after Jory
- Added Fat Tom, captain of Ned's Household Guard in KL after Alyn, and his son TomToo
- Added khals Moro, Jommo and Ogo from AGOT Book and Motho from ADWD
- Khal Drogo is now allied with khals Moro and Jommo as according to AFFC Appendix
- The Northweald high lordship is now vacant, so that the Royces can more easily retain overlodship of Coldwater Burn
- Added Qhored Hoare and House Justman as playable characters at the start of Rhoynish Wars. Ironborn at the peak of their power under Qhored at this time.
- Added DNA and Properties for Ser Cortnay Penrose
- Added "malnourished" trait to imprisoned Theon
- Fixed date of Theons mutiliation. It was tied to his conquest of Winterfell, now its tied to his imprisonment
- Corrected Harwood Fell's death date
- Stannis gets malnourished trait on the day they gets to Crofter's Village. Currently unseen ingame, as there isn't scenario after 300.3.1
- Corrected Siege of Riverrun starting date to be after Purple Wedding. Not sure if it was troublesome bug but it was set to 299.3.3 (Clash of Kings scenario) when both Edmure and Tommen were unlanded
- Added fine armor artifact for Jason Mallister to represent his Hand's Tourney indigo-silver armor.
- When Renly dies, his green Armor is transfered to Garlan
- Added Jyck and Morrec, Tyrion's AGOT bodyguards
- Added DNA and Properties for Ser Meryn Trant
- Changed 2.11 starting point for Stannis and Renly to be close to Storm's End
- Fixed gaps in character/title history for House Ball in all submods
- Fixed errors in Stark history in Andal Invasion
- Made House Ryder the kings of the Rills in the Ghiscari Wars
- Added new Iron Isles/Gey King history to all the submods
- Added a Wyl-Cafferen/Oakheart/Baratheon blood feud
- Fixed up trait history for characters with disallow_random_traits (thanks to tiranasta)
- Fixed gaps/errors in character/title history for Houses Rowan, Royce, Peake throughout all submods
- Added the Pentos/Tyrosh war in 8055 from Fire and Blood

Balance:
- Increased tax from YiTish base value buildings
- Night's Watch is now more quick to call for aid against wildlings if needed, and can now call aid against lower tier wildlings
- When the Nights Watch is resotred its levies are replenished
- Aegon now returns crownlands vassals to kings he fails to conquer
- Aegon must now conquer at least 3 kingdoms in order to succeed and choose a capital
- Reduced supply limit reduction from conscripting ships
- Fear now provides defensive plot power
- Revised facing dragon conditions when liege has called for riders
- Concubines should now be far less murderous
- Added a cooldown on moon clansman invasion
- Made northern melees less deadly
- Realms on the same trade route are now more likely to help eachother if attacked by nomads
- The price of dragon skulls now depends on the age at which the dragon died
- It is no longer possible to press claims on the Most Devout title and othe religious head titles
- Free Cities can now only request tributary status in a Freehold, and not a feudal Valyrian empire

AI:
- Scripted custom AI for vassals joining tyranny wars (stops illogical mass rebellions)
- Landless characters with tame dragon ambition are more likely to travel to find one

Graphics and portraits:
- Added vanilla alternate intefaces to many religions. Also added special religion icons for some religions
- Added icons for many diplomatic interactions
- Asshai' use new Roman portraits from DLC
- Added Harroway and Towers to dynamic CoA system
- Added more maester clothes colours, now also used by all portrait sets
- Valyria and Free Cities now use byzantine holding graphics

Map:
- Improved some province names in N'ghai region
- Added adjancencies between provinces in Ibben
- Trade route now goes through Goggosos in pre doom bookmarks
- Fixed the Great Sand Sea provinces being set as ocean in the pre Doom map (it was a valley not a sea)
- Changed the names and the size of the provinces within the Sand Sea on pre Doom map to account for bookmarks with intact Hyrkoon
- Added geographical regions for Massey's Hook, Kingswood, Rainwood, Dornish Marches, Red Mountains and isles of Jhala, Walano and Ib 
- Corrected geographical placement of Sherrer, Wendish Town, Stone Mill, Nutten and Riverbend in Riverlands
- Added town of Mummer's Ford in Pinkmaiden
- Gave kings landing holdings appropriate pre conquest names
- Fixed Sar Mell not being a ruin when it should be.
- Century of Blood submod uses pre-Doom trade routes to include Essaria and Gogossos

Misc:
- Renamed the months of the year
- Added a family titles entitlement game rule
- Expanded AI marriage correction game rule to include more options
- Added an option to dragon taming game rule that disables dragons completely
- Characters with dragon horns can now tame dragons when game rule is set to valyrian only
- Optimised family/vassal request events
- Changed how chronicle is maintained (hopefully this will fix the issues with it)
- Converted Sisterman Lady of the Waves event into a decision
- Honorable and deceitful are now opposite traits
- Changed composition for some canon merc companies (Second Sons, Long Lances, Stormcrows)
- Removed world blood feuds list (currently broken by hardcoded vanilla bug)
- Rhoynar no longer have access to first night laws
- Cached various traits, to allow them to be elective candidates in the next patch

Internal Scripting:
- Added a check_for_defunct_culture_effect scripted effect, which checks if a created character has a defunct culture and changes it (e.g. old ironborn to ironborn)
- Added a wildling_culture_trigger scripted trigger
- Added can_usually_eat_people_trigger and is_animal_trigger scripted triggers
- Added a practices_incest_trigger scripted trigger
- Copied old muslim portrait elements into mod for use with mod portrait sets that used those elements (muslim_old)

Bugfixes:
- Nomads can no longer freely marry any religion
- Valyria setup now works in shattered realms
- Fixed issue with Sar Mell in unoccupied_event.txt
- Fixed Crabs Shore, Crows Barren and Darkmoor not being sworn to the Vale in Rhoynish Wars
- Fixed some duplicate character IDs in btw_anscestors file in all bookmark submods
- Fixed House Verezys patrician title still being assigned to Kastaryen dynasty in pre Doom submods
- Fixed the Darklyns not holding their titualr kingdom title in Rhoynish Wars
- Fixed some history issues with Skagosi titles in all bookmark submods
- Fixed Mavlys province being Volantene culture in Andal Invasion and Rhoynish Wars when it is part of Chroyane
- Fixed west valyrian cleanup event in d_redmountains spawning Stone Dornish people in Andal Invasion and Rhoynish Wars before that culture exists
- Fix- Fixed patrician relatives marrying via event cancelling marriage a few days later
- Fixed Maegor's wives
- Fixed issues with character/title history for House Greystark
- Fixed Yellow emperor invasion resolution on war invalidation
- Fixed Westerosi rulers being able to choose learning focus for themselves if liege was Valyrian
- Fixed Manderly-Peake feud

 

But the BIG thing I'm happy about is: 

 

Quote

- Nomads can no longer freely marry any religion

 

No more Cersei marrying some Khal or Jogos Nhai 5 minutes after the game starts  . 

 

 

[Mick]

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[OctoberRaven]

Robb when they said you needed to think like a Lannister they didn't mean in that way.

[Mick]

Playing as Stannis. Started as Renly. Died ten daysin  . 

Won the Iron Throne. Burned Joffrey and the High Septon. Tortured, Blinded, Humiliated, Oubiletted Cersei, Lancel, Tyrek, Faegon (Castrated those three as well). 

Forced Tommen to marry Myrcella  . 

Married Shireen to Edric. 

Selyse died. Married Melisandre. 

 

Update:

 

Edit:

Fucker had (Queen) Melisandre murdered  

[Schlitzbrille]

Unwarranted update about my game? Unwarranted update about my game.

The Seven Kingdoms as of 560 AC:
Sitting the Iron Throne is Rhaegar Targaryen, the Second of His Name, you know the titles. Rider of the dragon Goldscale, wielder of Blackfyre. Age 39, in the 27th year of his reign on the throne. Married to his genius twin sister Rhaenys, with whom he had (as of now) eight children:

1. Rhaelinor, 21,  married to her father's cousin Aegor, rider of the dragon Jelmazma.
   (No issue yet)
2. Duncan, heir, 18, m. distant kinswoman Vaella (distant enough to count for the weird branch that ruled the Stepstones on and off since the reigns of the first Rhaegar and Aegon VI), rider of the dragon Bantis
   -Rhaegar, newborn
3. Alysanne, 16, m. Ricasso Qorgyle
4. {Aethon}, stillborn in 549 AC
5. Saera, 8
6. Baelon, 6
7. Lucerys, 5
8. Daenerys, 3

==================================
THE DRAGONS!

• Goldscale (rider is Rhaegar II)
• Jelmazma (rider is Rhaelinor Targaryen)
• Bantis (rider is Duncan Targaryen)
• Haedar (rider is Daegar Targaryen, related to the king via Rhaegar's great-great-grandfather Aegon VII)
• Vassarion (rider is Daela Targaryen, great-great-great-great-greatgranddaughter of Smalljon Umber and related to the king via Rhaegar's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Duncan I "the Daughterfucker")
• Ryax (rider is Baelor Targaryen, related to the king via being the great-grandson of Rhaegar's great-great-grandfather Aegon VII)
• Fangrys (rider is Maelys Targaryen, related to the king via being a grandchild of Aegon VII)
• Valyrion (rider is Vaella Targaryen, great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of Duncan I and Smalljon Umber)
• Trogdax (untamed as of now, owned by Aerys Targaryen, great-great-grandson of Aegon VII)
• Rhaenyral (wild dragon, located in Chaiysa near Asshai)
• Galry (also wild dragon, located in Dragonstone)

===================================

Sidenotes:

• Aegon VII died in 494 AC. The last of his 21 children died less than three years prior to this update.
• If we were counting soldiers in the ruler's bodycount, my current guy would be at the top of the list after the war he had to dismantle the Dothraki Sea. Sixty thousand men just in battles, unknown due to attrition, many thousands from sieges, especially Mereen.)
• Rhaegar's father Aemond I was up there with the dirt worst kings to sit the Iron Throne. Kidnap the daughter of the then-ruler of the Reach when she was married to the ruler of the Vale, visit her chambers, chop off her leg before releasing her, trigger the biggest war since Robert's Rebellion after I did the "plot to fabricate" treason thing, die right before he can wrap things up for good.

[Mick]

[Mick]

And then there's this asshole:

 

THIS WAS MY MARRIAGE YOU SHIT HEAD 😠 

On the other hand, at least he won't be harassing me for titles.