Paradox games but definitely NOT GAMES OF THRONE

[Schlitzbrille]

Figures that as I abandon incest, my vassals embrace it.

 

 

*awaits post in the non-existant OOC thread in the secret place that also doesn't exist*

[Mick]

Playing as Aegon, about 20 years into his reign right now. Firstborn Tyrell daughter is marrying Lannister heir. I took the first night and made friends with her uncle  , and still have a positive opinion with the bride. I feel this is some kind of accomplishment  . 

[Schlitzbrille]

17 minutes ago, Mick said:

Playing as Aegon, about 20 years into his reign right now. Firstborn Tyrell daughter is marrying Lannister heir. I took the first night and made friends with her uncle  , and still have a positive opinion with the bride. I feel this is some kind of accomplishment  . 

Good man.

My playthrough:

334 AC, playing as Rhaegar's grandson Duncan I Targaryen. This is actually a fun tale:

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312 AC: Rhaegar voluntarily abdicated the Iron Throne to join the Night's Watch, almost became Lord Commander before dying in 316 AC. So Aegon VI takes over.

318 AC: Seeking out a Valyrian sword, Aegon sails into the ruins of Old Valyria.

319 AC: Aegon returns home with the long-lost Targaryen sword Blackfyre...and a friend named Matarion. For the first time since the time of the Dragonbane's reign, dragons are alive.

320-330 AC: Abuse the Dragon Conquest CB, take most of the Free Cities. Dothraki beat me to Lorath, keeping an eye on the situation to this date.

330 AC-Present: Conquered the Summer Isles in two years and released them purely for sport. Aegon dies from a botched cancer treatment.

[Mick]

3 hours ago, The Spooky Luchadore said:

319 AC: Aegon returns home with the long-lost Targaryen sword Blackfyre...and a friend named Matarion. For the first time since the time of the Dragonbane's reign, dragons are alive.

 

Lucky bastard  , I've had that happen once. 

[Schlitzbrille]

6 minutes ago, Mick said:

 

Lucky bastard  , I've had that happen once. 

I was expecting failure myself considering I went with the cheap boat option.

[Meacon Keaton]

@The Spooky Luchadore is that mod you were telling me about on Steam? I intend to get a game going of that tonight.

[Schlitzbrille]

20 hours ago, Meacon said:

@The Spooky Luchadore is that mod you were telling me about on Steam? I intend to get a game going of that tonight.

Current fanforked version is, mine (last offical one before the original modders stopped work on it) isn't.

[Mick]

 

 

 

Jon Snow debuted his new gimmick (Fanatic). It got a positive response. 

[OctoberRaven]

Surprising, seeing as his Knowledge stat is 0.

[Meacon Keaton]

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer chap.

[Schlitzbrille]

2 hours ago, ORO As Anya As A Bunny said:

Surprising, seeing as his Knowledge stat is 0.

Dunno why, he knew how to do that thing with his tounge and that Mirri Maz Duur had no motivation to tell the truth about Dany's ability to have kids.

[OctoberRaven]

22 hours ago, The Spooky Luchadore said:

Dunno why, he knew how to do that thing with his tounge and that Mirri Maz Duur had no motivation to tell the truth about Dany's ability to have kids.

Wait, with Ygritte? Remember I stuck with the books.

[Mick]

And then there's this asshole:

 

[Schlitzbrille]

2 hours ago, ORO As Anya As A Bunny said:

Wait, with Ygritte? Remember I stuck with the books.

Yep.

[Bobfoc]

What message settings do you all use to keep up with all the goings-on with other characters?

[Meacon Keaton]

Luchador just plays one day at a time and then goes around the world and checks what everyone did the day before. 

[Mick]

SUCK ON THAT ILLYRIO: 

 

[Mick]

House Targaryen is BACK, baby!

 

[Mick]

 

Yeah, those famous knights of the Iron Islands...

[Schlitzbrille]

On 20/10/2018 at 22:36, Meacon said:

Luchador just plays one day at a time and then goes around the world and checks what everyone did the day before. 

Not entirely inaccurate, but replace "day" with " couple years".

 

SPEAKING OF WHICH, BRB compiling more stats.
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State of Westeros, 335 AC

 

Sitting the Iron Throne is:

 

HOUSE TARGARYEN
Duncan Targaryen, first of his name, fill in the damn titles. Rider of the dragon Matarion, wielder of Blackfyre, 29, m. Rhaelinor Targaryen
--Aurion Targaryen, heir, 12 
--{Aegon Targaryen}, stillborn
(Rhaelinor is currently with child for a third time)

 

{Aegon VI Targaryen}, died from injuries related to a botched cancer treatment in 332 AC at the age of 50, m. Mychella Tyrell

Their children:

-Duncan Targaryen, m. Rhaelinor Targaryen

-{Rhaegar Targaryen}, uncommonly tall and intelligent for his age, died from an infected wound in 327 AC at the age of 17, m. Taena Tyrell

-Baelor Targaryen, 19, Master of Laws,m. Jyana Holt

--Rhae Targaryen, 4

-{Valerion Targaryen}, stillborn

 

{Rhaenys Targaryen}, Aegon's elder sister, died of winter fever in 324 AC at the age of 44, m. Olyvar Frey

Their children:

-Aeryn Targaryen, 35, Lord of Bramsfort, m. Alerie Flowers

--Orys Targaryen, 14, betrothed to his sister Elaena

--Aemon Targaryen, 12, betrothed to Rhaelle Targaryen

--Elaena Targaryen, 10

--{Baelon Targaryen}, stillborn

-{Daenaera Targaryen}, died from the greyscale epidemic of King's Landing in 303 AC at the age of 2

-{Aemond Targaryen}, stillborn twin to Rhaelinor

-Rhaelinor Targaryen, 31, m. Duncan Targaryen

-{Maekar Targaryen}, stillborn

 

-Aegon's father {Rhaegar I}, commonly called 'the Poet'. Ascended 284 AC, abdicated the Iron Throne to join the Night's Watch in 312 AC, died of gout-related complications 316 AC at the age of 57

-Aegon's mother {Elia Martell}, died from poor health in 304 AC at the age of 47

 

Aegon's grandfather {Aerys II}, commonly called 'the Mad King', died in a suspicious ambush in 284 AC at the age of 42

His wives:

{Rhaella}, his sister, died from depression in 282 AC at the age of 37

-{Viserys Targaryen}, former Lord of Duskendale, murdered on the orders of Olaeni Harte in 321 AC at the age of 45, m. Ysilla Royce

--{Maekar Targaryen}, stillborn

--Vaella Targaryen, 24, m. {Hosteen Vance}, m. Steffon Valmon
---(No issue by Hosteen)
---Shaera Targaryen, 2

--Rhaelle Targaryen, 13

 

{Cersei Lannister}, died from the flu in 307 AC at the age of 41

-Jaehaerys Targaryen, Aegon's uncle, Lord Paramount of the Stepstones, 50, m. Rhonda Tarth

--{Aerys Targaryen}, stillborn

--Laenor Targaryen, eldest son and heir, 20, m. {Daenerys Targaryen}, m. Naerys Targaryen
(by Daenerys)

---Vaermon Targaryen, 5
(by Naerys)
---Syaella Targaryen, 1

--Daemion Targaryen, 25, m. his sister Leaysa

--Naerys Targaryen, 22, m. her elder brother Laenor

--{Daenerys Targaryen}, died giving birth to her son Vaermon in 329 AC at the age of 15

--Leaysa Targaryen, 16

 

Small Council consists of:

Hand of the King, Phillip Massey

Master of Laws, Baelor Targaryen

Master-at-Arms, Balon Greyjoy

Master of Coin, Ormond Martell

Master of Whispers, Aeryn Targaryen

Grand Maester Lucantine

 

Kignsguard consists of:

Lord Commander Grenn

Alaric Manwoody

Myles Mooton

Davos

Alleras Ventryn

Gendry Manning

Guston Egen

 

---LORDS PARAMOUNT---

=====THE NORTH=====

Aethan Stark, 47, m. Harra Rivers
-{Leana}, died of cancer in 325 AC at the age of 21

-Lysa, 21, m. Lord Paramount of The Vale Galbin Arryn

--Lyra, heir to The Vale, 1

-{Jorelle}, stillborn

-Desmond, heir to The North, 11

 

{Eddard Stark}, died bedridden in 330 AC at the age of 67, m. {Catelyn Tully}, m. Dacey Graunce

(By Catelyn Tully)

-Aethan

-Arya, 44, m. Owen Umber

--Bessa, 15

--Lysara, 13

--Wyman, 13, twin to Lysara

-Brandon, 43, Commander of Moat Cailin, m. Jeyne Gale

--Arrana, 6

-Elyana, 39, m. {Denys Arryn}, m. to Tomard Ryswell

--Lord Paramount of The Vale Galbin, 16, m. Lysa Stark

--Harwin, newborn
 

(by Dacey)

-Perra, 2

 

{Brandon}, executed by {Aerys II Targaryen} in 282 AC at the age of 20

 

{Lyanna}?, whereabouts unknown since 286 AC, presumed dead at the age of 20

 

{Benjen}, died of an infected wound in 322 AC at the age of 55, m. Elaena Glenmore

-Jocelyn, 41, m. Edwyle Wull

--Maege, 18, m. Gariss Cerwyn

--Cellador, 17

 

=====THE RIVERLANDS=====

Arbert Tully, 44, bedridden from gonnorrhea, m. Serra

(no issue)

 

{Edmure}, Arbert's father, died from gonnorrhea in 300 AC at the age of 27, m. {Cersei Lannister}

-Arbert

-{Keleria}, died as a result of inbreeding in 311 AC at the age of 20

-Deremond, Arbert's heir and regent, 34, m. Jerene Pryor

--Wynafrei, 10

--Alyce, 8

--Damina, 5

--Edmure, 3

 

{Hoster}, Arbert's grandfather, died in 289 AC at the age of 50, m. {Minisa Whent}, m. {Tinessa}

-{Catelyn}, dead from gonnorrhea in 324 AC at the age of 60, m. Eddard Stark

-{Lysa}, dead from complications related to gout in 313 AC at the age of 47, m. {Jon Arryn}, m. Wallace Waynwood

--Mylessa Rivers, 47, baseborn daughter of Lysa by an unknown suitor, m. Lord Michael of Felwood

--Jasper Rivers, 43, baseborn son by Littlefinger, m. Tilly

--Jonos, 37, m. Becca Ullenby, Mayor of Red Fork

-{Denys}, stillborn

-{Edmure}

-{Harys}, stillborn

-Harra Rivers, Hoster's baseborn daughter by a woman named Osmeria, 49, m. Aethan Stark

 

=====THE IRON ISLANDS=====

Balon III Greyjoy, 43, m. a N'Ghai woman named Ngon

-{Rodrik}, stillborn

-Sawayne, 6

-Gwyneth, 4

-Falia, 3

 

His father, {Rodrik}, died from severe stress in 316 AC at the age of 44, m. Wilma Goodbrother

-Balon

-Gyles, 27, unwed, divorced from Yara Stonetree

--Endehar, 7

-{Steffarion}, died of an infected wound in 324 AC at the age of 22, m. Gwin Farwynd

--Brella, 15

--{Ravella}, died of the Plague in 331 AC at the age of 9

-Nute, 29

-Gynir, 24, Lord of Lordsport, m. Stoja Drumm

--Talla, 6

-Manfryd Pyke, Rodrik's baseborn son by Gretchel Botley, 19

-{Urrigon Pyke}, Rodrik's baseborn son by a lowborn named Grisella, stillborn

-Mhaegan Pyke, Rodrik's baseborn daughter by a lowborn named Megga, 18

 

As the Iron Islands revived the practice of the kingsmoot, the current heir is uncertain but is presently assumed to be Sawayne Greyjoy

 

=====THE VALE=====
Galbin Arryn, 16, m. Lysa Stark

-Lyra, heir, 1
 

{Jon Arryn}, dead from gonnorrhea in , m. Alys

-{Denys}, died in battle in 324 AC at the age of 24, m. Elyana Stark

--Galbin

-Janye, 32, m. {Doran Martell}, m. Tyon Lannister

--Sirona, 5

--Lelia, 3

--Loren, 1

-{Petyr}, stillborn

-{Shella}, died from rabies just shy of 1

 

{Irya Waynwood}, Jon's mother and former Lady Paramount of The Vale, died of overdrinking in 315 AC at the age of 62, m. {Denys Arryn}, m. {Jon Lynderly}

-{Jon Arryn}, former Lord of the Vale

-{Brella Lynderly}, died giving birth to the current Lord of Northweald Edmund in 310 AC at the age of 23

 

=====THE WESTERLANDS=====

Jaime Lannister, 36, born as Jon Lannister, m. Alyse Santagar

-Tyrion, heir, 14

-{Lambert}, stillborn

-{Harwyn}, stillborn

-{Robb}, stillborn

 

Jaime's father {Tyrion 'the Imp'}, died of cancer in 318 AC at the age of 45, m. Olivia Ferren

-Jaime

-Tyon, 33, m. Janye Arryn

-Tywin, 17, lackwit quite unlike his father

 

Jaime's grandfather {Tywin}, died in the dungeons of the Red Keep in 301 AC at the age of 59, m. {Joanna Lannister}, m. {Leonella Yellowbrook}

(by Joanna)

-{Cersei}

-{Jaime}, died of the greyscale plague of King's Landing in 303 AC at the age of 36

-{Tyrion}

(By Leonella)

-Lanna Lannister, 38, m. Loren Payne

--Damon, 20

 

=====THE REACH=====

Edwyn Tyrell, 16

 

Edwyn's father {Merrell}, died of food poisoning in 319 AC at the age of 23, m. Alyse Santagar

-Amalia, 19, m. {Moryn Yelshire}, m. Owen Flowers

--Gwayne, current heir to The Reach, 6

-{Mathis}, stillborn

-Taena, 17, m. {Rhaegar Targaryen, Aegon VI's son}, m. Rupert Bloom

-Edwyn

 

Edwyn's grandfather {Mace Tyrell}, Lord of the Reach three times, banished to the Night's Watch after two rebellions during Rhaegar Targaryen's reign on the Iron Throne, died in 324 AC at the age of 68, m. Alerie Hightower

-{Willas}, former Lord of the Reach, died in a trial by combat in 294 AC at the age of 18

-{Garlan}, former Lord of the Reach, died in Mace Tyrell's trial by combat in 302 AC at the age of 25

-{Loras}, former Lord of the Reach, banished to the Night's Watch, died from cancer in 312 AC at the age of 30

--Owen Flowers, Loras' baseborn son by Janna Hightower, 19, m. Amalia Tyrell

-Mychella Tyrell, Queen Mother of the Seven Kingdoms, 47, m. {Aegon VI Targaryen}

-Alyce Tyrell, 40, m. Robin Tarth

--Guyard, 14, betrothed to Delena Merryweather

--Roelle, 2

-{Merrell}

-Alerie Flowers, Mace's baseborn daughter by a woman named Freya, 35, m. Aeryn Targaryen

-{Olenna}, stillborn

 

=====THE STORMLANDS=====

Eleni Connington, 47, m. Harrold Connington, declared incapable. Her husban is regent.
(Ronnet the Red's son Cedrik is current heir)
 

-Ronald Storm, Eleni's baseborn son by an unknown father, 24, m. Petrola Ashford

-{Lia Storm}, Eleni's baseborn daughter by an unknown father, stillborn

-Aelinor Storm, Eleni's baseborn daughter by a man named Herbert, 13

 

{Jon Connington}, Eleni's father, beheaded by Stannis Baratheon in 290 AC at the age of 27, m. Irya Vyrwel

-Eleni

 

{Armond Connington}, Eleni's grandfather

-{Jon}

 

{Alyn Connington}, Eleni's greatgrandfather

-{Armond}

-{Richard}

--{Ronald}, died in an accident in 320 AC at the age of 62, m. Jeyne

---{Ronnet}, died of old age in 334 AC at the age of 60

---Raymund, 59

---Alynne, 56

---Harrold, Lord Paramount of the Stormlands, 50, m. Eleni Connington

---{Argella}, dead from complications related to gout in 323 AC at the age of 29

---Halyn, 14

 

=====DORNE=====

Ormond Martell, 38, m. Helyna Footly

(no issue)

 

his mother {Arianne Martell}, died in 327 AC at the age of 51, m. Perwyn Frey

-Ormond

-Trebor, 25, current heir, m. Senelle

--Arianne, 5

--Mallor, 3

--Duran, 2

--Olyvar, newborn

 

his grandfather {Doran Martell}, died of gonnorrhea in 321 AC at the age of 73, m. Mellario

-Arianne

-{Quentyn}, died from the flu in 308 AC at the age of 27, m. Dorea Martell

-{Garin}, stillborn

 

=====THE STEPSTONES=====

*see Jaehaerys Targaryen*

 

=====TYROSH=====

Archon Brusco Zokan, 37, m. Yna

-Gyloro, 20, m. Mellario Sathmantes

--Serala, 1

-Serra, 13

-Cossoma, 10

 

=====LYS=====

Magister Kohrane Sathmantes, 59, m. Taena Ormollen

-Meralyn, 32, m. Taena Lohar

--Mellario, 16, m. Gyloro Zokan

--Kohrane, 15

--S'vrone, 8

-Ollo, 8

 

=====BRAAVOS=====

Sealord Terro Fregar, 53, m. {Narba Tendrys}, m. Talea Tendrys
(by Narba)

-Tormo, 34, m. {Meralyia Prestayn}, m. Oqetti Izven
--Yorka, 18, m. Oro Fregar
--Umma, 12

--Denyo, 6

-Mero, designated heir, 29, m. Betharios Lostayn

--Terro, 12

--S'vrone, 11

--{Beqqo}, stillborn

--Jaqea, 7

--Bellonara, 5

-Myrmellios, 24, m. {Cossomo Antaryon}, m. Orbelo Volentin

-Oro, 22, m. Yorka Fregar
--Yna, newborn

-Illyrio, 16

-Ternesia, 14

 

=====MYR=====

Archon Salasor Uteruan, 47, m. Narba Narratys
-Areo, 22

 

=====PENTOS=====

Lady Belleghere D'han, 70, m. {Rollorquo Kirines}, m. {Ollo Obizos}

(by Rollorquo)

-Allaquo, 39, m. Denia Virginion

--Bellonara, 20

--Tormo, 16

-{Doniphos}, Belleghere's baseborn son by an unknown father, stillborn

 

=====ANDALOS=====

Lord Paramount Edmund Hill, 56, m. {Carellan Sevenwaters}, m. Cariah
(by Carellan)

-Anya, 33, m. Pate Melcom

-{Ysilla}, died in the dungeons of Ko Pono Pono in 307 AC at the age of 5

-{Eglantine}, stillborn

-Morgan, heir, 24, m. Jayne Blackwood

-{Marwyn}, stillborn

(by Cariah)
-Lyonel, 1

 

=====VOLANTIS=====

Triarch Vogarro Qhaedar, 57, m. Naerys Maegyr (Secondary wives Rhaeys Haenir and his sister Banerra Qhaedar)

(by Rhaeys)
-Nyessa, 32, m. Parquello Vaelaros

--Nyessos, 12

--Belicho, 9

--Malaquo, 7

--Vogarro, 4

(by Banerra)
-{Belicho}, stillborn

(by Naerys)
-Alios, 6