Footy players - they gone got fat

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

http://www.oldschoolpanini.com/2012/10/top-ten-who-ate-all-pies.html

[Baddar]

Neil Shipperley is huge nowadays too.

[Dynamite]

I hesitate to even imagine how big Kevin Pressman is these days.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Or David Hirst.

He's fat,

He's sh*t,

He's never f**king fit,

And his name is David Hirst.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

....and who is this youthful, svelte goalkeeper of yesteryear?

[brenchill]

You got any photos of him post-playing days to compare?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Nah sorry.

Although I just found out through wikipedia that he coaches 10 hours of football at Chaucer School in Canterbury which is just down the road from my home in England. My former high school plays in the same school sports leagues as Chaucer. If I remember right they were better at football, we were JUST better at cricket, they were better at hockey and basketball we were about the same I think.

[Nerf]

Jean Sargent?

[MDK]

Or Jo Brand mixed with Boris Johnson

[Lineker]

Razor Ruddock, deffo.

[Jimmy]

Leave Alan Brazil alone

[Lineker]

Oi! Split! Respond to my PM!

[Chris2K]

....and who is this youthful, svelte goalkeeper of yesteryear?

I don't know... maybe we could ring someone to ask them?

http://asknevillesouthall.com/

[DavidMarrio]

Razor Ruddock, deffo.

Razor ain't fat....

[brenchill]

Razor Ruddock, deffo.

Razor ain't fat....

He looks fat to me.

[therockbox]

Ruddock was always a lazy fat shit.

What current footballers do we reckon will balloon when they retire? Rooney's going to be massive.

[Nerf]

Everyone but Heskey.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Tom Huddlestone will end up huge. Steven Gerrard I reckon will too.

[therockbox]

So, Neville Southall was on SSN earlier...

[Colly]

There's an article in this months Men's Health (dont buy it, its in the stack of magazines the missus 'recycles' from the gym she works in to go to the doctors surgery me mum works in...) about ex-sportsmen going on fitness programmes to get in shape. The football bit is John Barnes who apparently lost 10kg (god knows when) and Jason Euell who was clearly very fit to start with. Barnesy says he just loves his food.