David Beckham Retires

[Baddar]

"Beckham scored directly from a corner on his Preston debut."

...which was CLEARLY nodded in at the back post by someone else.

Wasn't David Moyes was it?

It was definitely against Doncaster Rovers anyway, not a bad trivia question to have for us that.

No idea, but it got a touch, and that player even wheeled away in celebration.

[METALMAN]

I like Beckham. He seems like a nice chap and he was a great player, and remained a good player for a long time.

I'm fed up with the whole Brand Beckham nonsense though. But that's not really David Beckham there. He just smiles for the camera. And he was bloody good at it. Maybe he will become an actor?

[brenchill]

Eat a sandwich obviously.

Victoria eat?

[gunnar hendershow]

I do believe Beckham has ownership of an MLS franchise on his horizon per his contract when he came over to LA. That's not probably all he'll do, but he'll certainly show up at some matches and could very well live in the US since taxes are less.

[METALMAN]

You can have him if you want,

[Lineker]

Beckham's last game is against FC Lorient - apparently Leyton Orient have had phone calls asking for tickets!

[brenchill]

lol, leyton orient

[Adam]

Isn't Beckham actually from Leytonstone, as it happens?

[Lineker]

Precisely, hence doubly funny.

[Hobo]

I have a picture cut from a newspaper of a time when a bird pooped on Beckham's head.

This will be my lasting memory of him.

[Matticus]

Great guy, hard not to like him, seems like a nice chap. Good luck to him.

[Benji]

14 year old Becks signs for Man U.

[Noah]

Alex Ferguson was a sexy bitch.

[Jimmy]

still is

[ZJ Penn]

Chris Waddle has said Beckham wouldnt make a top 1000 of Premier League players.

[Hobo]

Surely it'd be the other way around?

[Baddar]

Chris Waddle really is a cunt.

[ZJ Penn]

He's becoming the Dave Whelan of pundits.

[Ant]

Waddle is just jealous.

[MDK]

lol, leyton orient

Careful now