What, in your opinion, makes a good song?

[Mooregasm]

Sorry if there's already a thread like this but I can't be arsed going through to find one if there is.

So yeah, what makes a song a good song for you?

For me personally it's, if there are vocals in the song, the lyrics and how the vocals sound. If not, well I don't much like instrumental music, so I probably wouldn't bother with the song.

[SRN]

The music.

[deli]

The fact that it doesn't feature Axl Rose

[munky]

Absence of autotune.

[Blue Rosler]

I don't know about good songs, but the suggestion of a bad song starts with '(Ft. Pitbull)'

[METALMAN]

That one he did with Enrique Iglesias is okay.

[Gazz]

Banjos.

[Colly]

Black people.

[deli]

But seriously, who the hell are Sleeping with Sirens?

[Benjamin]

I don't know about good songs, but the suggestion of a bad song starts with '(Ft. Pitbull)'

Oh, come on! He's Mr. Worldwide!

[Mooregasm]

But seriously, who the hell are Sleeping with Sirens?

A band.

[METALMAN]

I don't like the look of them.

[Nerf]

But seriously, who the hell are Sleeping with Sirens?

A terrible band.

[SeanDMan]

But seriously, who the hell are Sleeping with Sirens?

A rubber band.

[deli]

But seriously, who the hell are Sleeping with Sirens?

A terrible band.

Actually

Sleeping With Sirens are better than your favourite band.

CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT

[Mooregasm]

But seriously, who the hell are Sleeping with Sirens?

A terrible band.

Actually

Sleeping With Sirens are better than your favourite band.

CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT

Of course you can't, that's why I wrote it.

That doesn't make sense, does it?

I've been meaning to change my signature but I keep forgetting to.

[METALMAN]

Don't change your signature. I did it and nobody ever accepts my cheques.

[Sousa]

Bafflingly out-of-place marimba solos.

[KONGO]

I'm gonna put this here because I don't really know where else to put it: I don't really like too much electrics in jazz/blues. Electric guitar is generally fine because you can play it clean, but when jazz/blues guys start adding tons of distortion and rocking it up it's generally terrible. All of R.L. Burnside's albums that are like that I dislike.

[Colly]

The guy from The Bill?