EWBFF Ron Dayne League

[DavidMarrio]

I'll just have to win the whole damn thing despite the commish putting up all these roadblocks!!

[Berober]

Calvin Johnson for me then.

[snowbird]

Arian Foster, RB, Houston

[DYSI]

As per munky's list, he selects RB Adrian Peterson.

Dan is on the clock until 7:23 PM EST.

[HC]

Damn DYSI, that was quick notice for munky there. Please don't use that list I sent you as I bullshitted most of it, haha.

[Dan]

Marshawn Lynch SEA - RB

[HC]

Jamaal Charles, RB, KC

[HailtotheYo]

Peyton Manning - QB Denver

[DYSI]

Updated the list on the first page. Daws on the clock until 9:19 PM EST*. (Soft deadline for the first two rounds)

THE POLLS HAVE CLOSED!

Marriott and his Mighty Men have fallen and were picked as the absolute worst fantasy football team name in the history of fantasy football AND team names. Therefore DM will be forced to change his team name out of the suggestions of the rest of the league. The best name that DM likes will be his new team name and we shall forever forget his horrible first choice.

I suggest:

Hernandez's Mighty Murderers

EDIT: Also, I sent HeadCheese a two player list incase I'm not around when Daws makes his selection.

Edited August 1, 2013 by DYSI

[HailtotheYo]

Dez Does Dallas

[munky]

Riley's Racists

[HC]

Tebow's Angels

Vick's Vicious Dawgs

The (Tom) Brady Bunch

The Replacement Refs

OJ's Gloves

[DavidMarrio]

If I'm having to change my name it must be something offensive and/or funny.

[HC]

Which is ironic because your original name was neither offensive nor funny!

And you can't wrong with a team named OJ's Gloves.

Other names off the top of my skull.

They Might Be Giants....or Jets

Andrew's Lucky Charms

The Tiki Barber Shop Windows

[Dan]

If I'm having to change my name it must be something offensive and/or funny.

Washington Redskins

[alldaws1]

RB Ray Rice, Baltimore

[HC]

Per DYSI's request, he selects Doug "Muscle Hamster" Martin, RB, Tampa Bay.

That just leaves DMarrio and we're done with the first round!

[DavidMarrio]

QB Drew Brees.

And cause I'm 1st pick in round two, WR Brandon Marshall

[snowbird]

Let's just cut right to the chase and call them the Shitfuck Bitchasses.

[TCO]

Liverpool helpfully put together a list of offensive words the other day in case we need inspiration for DM's new team name!

I suggest Team Ladyboy Nips!

Just remembered my first round picks so far on EWB were Michael Vick last year and Adrian Peterson the year he got hurt, safe to say Rodgers is doomed to an injury!