EWBFF Ron Dayne League

[The Buscher]

Would love to get in on a league, assuming somebody that was already scheduled to be in drops out.

[Maxx]

You can join ours as AD is apparently going to join this one and make it even.

[DYSI]

Once AD signs up tomorrow we'll get the draft order up and start drafting. If you don't think you'll be around to make your pick send a decent sized list so we don't have to hold anything up.

[alldaws1]

Just sent you my email, DYSI.

[HC]

Yay! We finally have an even twelve ten! I blame the delay on DYSI's awful recruiting skills.

[DYSI]

Don't be surprised when you pick 10th overall.

[snowbird]

I, for one, have been extremely satisfied by the way our exalted commish has breathtakingly handled all of these preseason tasks.

[HC]

DYSI is not worth ass kissing. He's so bad he makes Roger Goodell look like a competent leader.

[DYSI]

Going to do a live draft drawing... via EWB Chat!

I'll be using a random number generator to figure out our draft order - using the order in which we signed up and going in order from lowest to highest. For example, I signed up first so my number would randomly generated first, then Dan, etc. Whoever gets generated the lowest number will pick first, highest latest. Simple, right?

Come to the EWB Chat to find out your pick!

(Predicts that I will wait five minutes and no one will show, thus being accused of rigging the order. )

EDIT:

"With the 10th overall pick, The JOB Squad selects... TE Aaron Hernandez, Bristol County House of Corrections in Dartmouth, Massachusetts."

[DYSI]

With HeadCheese as my witness, here's the draft order:

1. TCO - Cruz Control
2. Berober - EM Tornadoes
3. MTForbes - Fightin' Agnostics
4. munky - The Varsity Club
5. Dan - Team Aces and Laces
6. HeadCheese - The JOB Squad
7. HTTK - The Squadies
8. AD - Dezorderly Conduct
9. DYSI - El Cunados
10. DMarrio - Marriotts Mighty Men

TCO is on the clock until 7:00 AM EST (12 hr deadline). If you guys won't be around I'll need a list.

[HC]

With HeadCheese as my witness, here's the draft order.

Who needs that GOD guy when you have me, amrite?

[Maxx]

I'm confused by how in 12 hours it's going to be 2:00 AM, EST.

Also TCO is in Ireland, you may want to factor that in.

[DYSI]

I'm confused by how in 12 hours it's going to be 2:00 AM, EST.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Nevertheless, there's a poll on worst team name. The winner (or loser, really) will be forced to change their team name OR will be given a new one agreed to by the rest of the league! DUN DUN DUN!

[Maxx]

Again...Ireland, 5 hours ahead of you. There's a great chance the first 7-8 hours of the deadline you've given him, which he probably doesn't know about, will occur when he's asleep.

[HC]

Yeah, TCO should be given some breathing room. Stop being a tyrant DYSI!

[DYSI]

It's a soft deadline to start!

Plus, who really lives in Ireland? I think it's a front.

*bans HC for the first three weeks of the season*

[HC]

Ban me? It's bad enough you have a problem w/ my team's amazing name. You wish you were the JOB Squad....

Edit: If JOB Squad loses the poll, I'm changing my team's name to the Amazing Spider-Men.

[TCO]

1. Aaron Rodgers QB

Sorry I didn't realise we'd be starting when I was asleep or I'd be no.1! As I said the only time I won't be checking in here is when I'm asleep!

Oh and I really do live in Ireland!

[DavidMarrio]

I suspect foul play and bullying!!!!! 10th pick and I'm up for worst team name??!?!?!!!!

[HC]

Quit yer bellyachin' DMarrio!

And are draft pick trades allowed as long as it's 2 for 2? I may be up for dealing the 6th to someone behind me in the order. It depends on how the first few picks go.