The Xbox One Thread

[Cactus Drags]

Completed my first X1 title today, Ryse Son of Rome. Story was fairly generic and the Romans all having northern English accents was bizarre, but the combat was fun enough and it looks amazing. I'll probably mess around on the multiplayer a bit (as simplistic as the combat is, I had a lot of fun with it) and dive back in to a few levels to grab the last few collectibles.

[MDK]

[King Ellis]

Doesn't FIFA do the same? The Dragons would be getting matches abandoned left, right and center.

[MDK]

It wouldn't be so bad if the game didn't try to fuck you over at any given opportunity.

*dodgy pass from CPU defender*

FUCKS SAKE

*red card*

WELL FUCK YOU TOO!

*banhammer*

RARRGGHHH

[King Ellis]

[Benji]

"... fuckin' cunt."

[Your Mom]

That seals that then. I can never get an Xbone

[alldaws1]

Doesn't FIFA do the same?

Yes. I'm on my final warning from the Spurs board. For saying "Oh no!" when I conceded an injury time equaliser. Ironically I scored even later & won.

[EWB's Best Poster.]

I want a list of what is considered a swear by microsoft.

[King Ellis]

Playstation

[Cactus Drags]

I would like to see them do something like this for Cod.

[Lj.]

So no matter what your age is, you can't swear in front of your One? I like the realism, but it seems a bit ridiculous to try & monitor how people talk. I take it there is no way to turn off you Kinect either?

[Dan]

So no matter what your age is, you can't swear in front of your One? I like the realism, but it seems a bit ridiculous to try & monitor how people talk. I take it there is no way to turn off you Kinect either?

You can just unplug Kinect.

[alldaws1]

Doesn't FIFA do the same?

Yes. I'm on my final warning from the Spurs board. For saying "Oh no!" when I conceded an injury time equaliser. Ironically I scored even later & won.

Got fired this morning. Though I don't remember saying anything at all during the game before I did. Bright side I got a lot of job offers and I got to carry on from where I left off in the season (mid-November) rather than having to sim to the next year to start a new job like previous games.

[MDK]

I've heard rumours about people getting banned because they swore on Skype. How true is that?

[Tits McGee]

Just got my xbox one today. I have Fifa, Madden, BF4, and Lego Marvel

[Cactus Drags]

I suck at Forza. I can barely overtake without slamming into someone.

[Dan]

I really want Forza, I played it at my brothers and loved it way more than I expected. Going to sell Ryse to my friend once I've finished the story (I'm on chapter 6 now) and pick up Forza with the cash I think.

[Cactus Drags]

I like racing against drivatars. Although I think one of my colleagues was drunk when his set up, every race he just pinballs across the track slamming into everything.

[Cactus Drags]

Seems it doesn't upload sound, but here's my first clip I made from the game DVR app and upload studio.