January 2014 Transfer Window

[Nerf]

So, apparently Liverpool matched Konoplyanka's buyout clause but the owner refused to sign the paperwork. This one might not be over yet!

[METALMAN]

Probably is though.

[Nerf]

I dunno, plenty of respectable journos are latching onto that.

[Gazz]

It's dead.

We've seen Kirkland's list of top pornstars, now I want to see Nerf's summer shortlist.

[stokeriño]

I dunno, plenty of respectable journos are latching onto that.

Lord knows they have nothing else to write about for tomorrow.

[METALMAN]

Don't be sad Nerf! Nobody actually knows who this guy is! Nobody knows if he even exists.

[Gazz]

Safe to assume tomorrow's backpage headlines will feature 'You Planka'.

[METALMAN]

None of them will say that.

[Crybaby Bunting]

So, apparently Liverpool matched Konoplyanka's buyout clause but the owner refused to sign the paperwork. This one might not be over yet!

The funny thing is that this is pretty much the complete confirmation that it's over. If the chairman stalled on the deal long enough to pass the transfer deadline without a deal then there isn't a deal.

[Nerf]

So, apparently Liverpool matched Konoplyanka's buyout clause but the owner refused to sign the paperwork. This one might not be over yet!

The funny thing is that this is pretty much the complete confirmation that it's over. If the chairman stalled on the deal long enough to pass the transfer deadline without a deal then there isn't a deal.

No, because if you present evidence that you met the release clause before the deadline, it'll surely be taken to a tribual.

[METALMAN]

How long do you think a tribunal would take? It would be quicker to wait for the next transfer window. Or for the guy to retire.

[Baddar]

Give up Nerf, like United had to with Herrera and Coentrao last time.

[brenchill]

EDIT: Silly

[EddieG]

Don't be sad Nerf! Nobody actually knows who this guy is! Nobody knows if he even exists.

Maybe it's just the translation, but I went on a couple of Ukranian sites, translated through Google Chrome, and the name they mentioned on there was completely different, so YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

[Lineker]

Cardiff City have completed the permanent signing of central defender Juan Cala from Sevilla.

[Lineker]

Fenerbahce are putting together a last-minute package to sign Newcastle striker Papiss Cisse, 28, before the Turkish transfer window closes on Monday.

[brenchill]

But the PL window is shut :/

[Lineker]

Fenerbahce are putting together a last-minute package to sign Newcastle striker Papiss Cisse, 28, before the Turkish transfer window closes on Monday.

:/

[brenchill]

But if the PL window is closed, how can anyone leave? The window is closed!

[Baddar]

Players can still leave, I presume.