January 2014 Transfer Window

[Lineker]

THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS CLOSED

[Liam]

Fuck off, Lineker.

[TCO]

PSG sign Ben Arfa

To be fair, Thiago Silva and Ben Arfa do look alike!

[Nerf]

THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS CLOSED

*except for those deals that still trickle through in the forthcoming hours.

[Colly]

Overweight ladyboys both.

[MDK]

Nice handbags

[Lineker]

Fuck off, Lineker.

Espanyol have announced that Thievy Bifouma has joined West Brom on loan until the end of the season.

[Colly]

[MDK]

zOMG

[Liam]

Fuck off, Lineker.

Espanyol have announced that Thievy Bifouma has joined West Brom on loan until the end of the season.

The post. The large size. The red colour.

Choose your ponciest moment.

PITROYPIA

Stop mangling his name!

[Lineker]

Probably the Comic Sans!

[Lineker]

The Tom Ince and Joe Ledley to Palace deals are apparently complete.

Cardiff striker Andreas Cornelius - who was their record signing at one point this summer - has returned to Copenhagen just six months after leaving.

Watford have signed Arsenal forward Park Chu-Young on loan until the end of the season, subject to Premier League clearance.

[Adam]

A couple of really random ones late on in the day as usual, particularly Maiga to QPR (if it goes through) and the forgotten Korean Park going to Watford.

Oh, and of course we're sat here past the deadline and Liverpool still haven't confirmed a signing they've been working on for days.

[Lineker]

Sky sources: Liverpool fail to sign Konoplyana.

[MDK]

loldongs

[METALMAN]

Well, that was a shit deadline day. At least Nerf will be disappointed.

[Adam]

Let's face it, that is ridiculous.

Liverpool continue to be an absolute joke when it comes to sorting out transfers. How many more times?

Somebody find Nerf and check he's alright.

[Nerf]

My only explanation is that after three days with the Ukrainians, Ayre was too wasted on vodka to conclude the deal.

[Blue Rosler]

Don't worry, come Summer he'll have another difficult-to-spell player he's wanted for years and is top of his list.

Should we have a sweepstake?

[TCO]

What's the point of loaning Tom Ince out when he's out of contract at the end of the season?