The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[peteypirahna]

There's probably kids in those crowds and kids watching at home. How are people meant to explain that kind of thing to them? Disgraceful behaviour from those involved and from you lot for enjoying it. :/

I honestly think you can only blame Sky for sticking their reporters in front of pissed folk late at night with a few people wanting their five seconds of fame. I'd rather another dozen 'fuck her right in the pussy's than seeing Lee Nelson again. If you turn it into you circus you should expect clowns.

Exactly, it's a public place and as long as they don't do anything criminal you can't exactly tell them to move from the area.

Public nuisance laws disagree with you.

Well yes, but that'd be a matter for the police to deal with.

And technically the area wouldn't be a public place, the land just outside of the training ground would presumably belong to the clubs themselves. You could say fans shouldn't be outside there, but neither should Sky Sports reporters.

[The Lusophone]

One of our big outstanding deals is about to be wrapped up...

Don't fucking tease me BBC. >:[

[Tigerstyle]

Amalfitano is a good signing for West Ham

[Berober]

Matt Smith will join Fulham from Leeds United for £500,000, say the BBC.

Not a bad fee for the BBC since he's longer Doctor Who...

He's not too bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zi-e_9-n2M

[The Lusophone]

One of our big outstanding deals is about to be wrapped up...

Don't fucking tease me BBC. >:[

Fuck you BBC. Fuck you. :/

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Matt Smith will join Fulham from Leeds United for £500,000, say the BBC.

Not a bad fee for the BBC since he's longer Doctor Who...

He's not too bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zi-e_9-n2M

Defender's foot in was very weak. F-

[Colly]

Matt Smith will join Fulham from Leeds United for £500,000, say the BBC.

Not a bad fee for the BBC since he's longer Doctor Who...

He's not too bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zi-e_9-n2M

No shifty required, didn't he have a bit of a youth career somewhere before an injury?

According to Sky Ben Arfa's been travelling to Hull for about three hours, so I'm assuming he's stopped off for a parmo on the way down.

[Lineker]

DONE DEAL - Queens Park Rangers have announced the signing of Niko Kranjcar.

Sky Sports understands Crystal Palace have beaten the deadline to sign Wolves striker Kevin Doyle on season-long loan

DONE DEAL - Liverpool winger Oussama Assaidi has returned to Stoke City on a season-long loan.

DONE DEAL - Southampton defender Jos Hooiveld has signed on loan for Norwich for the rest of the season.

[Summers]

This Cleverely thing is annoying. They basically turned his head from the Villa move - which is pissing annoying. They got involved but were never willing to pay up.

[Tigerstyle]

Is there injury time in the transfer window ?

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Always.

[Lineker]

Is there injury time in the transfer window ?

Falcao is signing in Fergie time.

[The Lusophone]

What does Niko have on 'Arry to make him keep signing him?

Is there injury time in the transfer window ?

Falcao is signing in Fergie time.

Stop stealing jokes from the BBC feed

[Summers]

Pretty sure Niko is part of Harry's money laundering schemes.

[Lineker]

What? 'Arry is nnocent :/

[Tigerstyle]

It was all the dogs idea

[Summers]

I'll never believe that. He's a crook!

[Szumi]

Cleverly wanting 80k/week is the reason why he never went anywhere. Silly wages for his level of play.

[Arjen Robben]

Triffic little money spinner

[Summers]

Loving Sky trying to make the Falcao and Welbeck deals sound remotely on the same level.

TWO MAMMOTH DEALS.

No. No. One massive deal, one Danny Welbeck transfer.