METALMAN

Oh it’s the man autocorrect will forever insist on calling Javi Garcia.

https://www.ft.com/content/db28ad76-7175-412e-a3f7-674c514e3de7

Oops. https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/suzerain/id1590033408

Not sure I like that. With a world where everything is changing so fast, I thought the only thing I had left to cling to was a Download Festival headlined by Slipknot, Def Leppard and Anthrax.

I've not seen this particular lineup but doesn't Download have the most predictable and conservative lineup of any festival? Or has it changed?

Why are these people taking away everything that I ever loved? What did I do to them?

You’re making me realise that I spend far too much time with football extremists. Although in my flatmate’s defence she doesn’t care about football outside World Cups when she uses it as a vessel for her extreme nationalism.

I don't really play mobile games but someone recommended me this and I really liked it:

I went to a pub to watch this with an Arsenal fan I’m dating at the moment and she reacted so badly to me making fun (in a good-natured way!) of Arsenal fans for being lame that I have a feeling she might break it off with me. Which is exactly what you’d expect from an Arsenal fan, tbf.

Daniel Levy will demand $3.75 billion and one penny and all you boys will say he played a blinder.

The thing that makes me feel bad for Leeds is that they have no real local rivals so continually obsess over Manchester United, whereas Man U have two or three rivalries that are far more important to them and don't really think about Leeds to the same extent.

Looking forward to Jesse Marsch keeping Southampton up at Leeds’s expense.

Also why is the Big Show not on it? He is one of the greatest legends. He’s so big, you’ve got to respect that.

That’s nice but I want lots of people with the same name who look more or less the same and do the same things and have the same music but one is labelled as being from 1999 and the other 2001 and so on.

Why don’t they have multiples of the old guys anymore? That was the best bit.

Yeah, a bit too much black for me but it’s hard to go too wrong with that colour scheme.

I dunno about that. The one Australian guy shifts the average quite a bit.

Lack of Origi is why Liverpool are shit now

Okay just checked it and it wasn’t worth it in the end. But well done to Rihanna for being the first person I rate to have played the show since the year 2012.

Oh so Rihanna is doing the half time? That's the first good one they've had for about ten years. Might have a look.

lol even when nothing is required of him Alan McGregor can’t help being a bit of a dick

Fun fact! Nasty chants at football games were actually made illegal in Scotland in 2012 until the law was repealed in 2018 because it was unworkable. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offensive_Behaviour_at_Football_and_Threatening_Communications_(Scotland)_Act_2012

We’re going to win the Grand Slam!

Thought Tom Brady might have needed to stay in work after the $50 million he put in FTX disappeared.

I think I am now in favour of European Super League