So, who wants to be the next Michael Jackson...er... Bobby Brown...oh wait... JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE? Well, this is EWB so that's a long stretch but here is your chance to sing your gay little hearts out to a world wide audience. The winner of this contest gets to whore around how they have what it takes to be in a local garage band that won't get anywhere while the rest, well... they get to stay in basements and post about how shitty current music is.
[EWB Idol: FTW]
EWB Idol: FTW will feature the top group of EWB singers in an all out battle of the vox. But don't think this will be a walk in the park because you could easily be laughed at, scrutinized, or stalked by fellow EWBers just by a simple tune. And to make matters worst, a special episode for the worst of the worst will be posted just for laughs. If you aren't up for possibly being humiliated then don't send anything to me except a cute newscaster. >_>
[Guidelines/Rules]
1) Send your songs to me (Mr. X) by midnight of the next elimination phase.
2) Sing with only instrumentals we provide to all (the exception is of course auditions). Anyone who uses instrumentals without approval will automatically recieve a 0/10 for a score.
3) Don't pull for votes in any thread. Let your performance be the deciding factor of how far you go in this contest. Anyone seen post-whoring for votes will be warned and further punishment could lead to being booted off the show.
4) Deadlines are deadlines. Being late will mean your song isn't posted for the general public and you WILL be dismissed. The scheduling will allow for a week or more gap between "shows" to ensure people can record and send in what they have. There should be no reason you cannot send in a tape.
5) Eliminations will be 1 per show unless specified.
[Audition]
So, you still want to be an EWB Idol? Well, get a mic and a voice recording program and send us in an audio file. For auditions you can sing anything you want, be it jazz, r&b, hip hop, rap, country, metal, or even opera. Realize that your first entry is your only entry, so make it count.
Send your entry to: Mr. X by no later than April 9th.
[Judging]
[updated 3/22/07]
Judging will be based on popular votes. While a small panel will give their thoughts on a performance it will not directly affect outcomes. The Idols with the least amounts of votes will be eliminated from the contest. This means that every time an elimination is to happen a new thread will emerge which will be linked to here.
If there happens to be a tie the deciding factor will be made my judges.