Sousa

That's where the honey is, not where the money is.

Seriously, I've got bills due.

In that case, where did you put the money, because for fuck's sake I can't find it.

More like Lance ROC. Which is roughly how relevant you are.

ROC refused to sell anything, which hurt the forum rating.

I never thought you'd be a junky.

...fucking hell, you're 35!?

It was. I had a blast.

Smells like...

TEENAGERS!

I fucking love McDonald's breakfast, and there's always a line this week because no one in town has powah.

McCain has French fries that SMILE. Show me an Obama brand of side dish that's superior.

...not MEG, MPH.

I'm tired.

...wait, MEG thought you were me?

+1 JUDGE POINT

They've got slanty eyebrows.

If you change your name to Sgt. Slogger, you will win favor in my eyes.

Smiley Fries are delicious and children enjoy them. For you see, they are shaped like smiles.

There, happy?

Smoked turkey.

Make me a sammich.

This had better mean you're running an Age of Kings game.

And I'd better get to play Atilla the Hun.

That's STILL not Idol Stevens. >

Not WC Handy.

I was extremely pissed off. But then I remembered the time RK and I were talking about Chavo's ringtone being the OOOH CHAVO music and it going off five times the night Benoit killed his family. Then I smiled.

Because there is something fucking wrong with me.

STOP RIGHT THERE. I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW. Before we go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away? Will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now before we go any further: do you love me? Will you love me forever?

Baseballs are fucking evil.