Sousa

Yeah, what's bad is I might not even be able to go to the Cleveland show.

BOINKING.

Wait, never mind, I don't call bullshit.

I call bullshit. A woman? On the Internet? Boinking Ruki?

That's better.

Jesus. Make your signature smaller. It's like Wall of Basketball Dudes every time I see you post.

Fuck naming trends. Your name is a Joss Whedon reference. That's proof that naming trends are sucky.

I have managed to procreate twice, so there's that.

I could be.

Just for one day.

How has your user name never been Shelton Benji-man?

What plan? I'm set for life. Au revoir, suckers!

COME GET SOME.

I demand that you change your name to... The Evil... Overlord: Dark Legend for the Wii?

LEAVE LOW-KI ALOOOOONE!

LEAVE HIM ALOOOOOONE!

I'M SERIOUS!

No, I like watching other people's mental illness. "You fool! You idiot! You donkey!"

HA! My wife and I just watched Jack Frost a couple of nights ago. Fucking brilliant. The movie that dares to ask the question, "Will he catch the dwarf?"

I WAS TOLD TO ASK ABOUT YOUR GAME.

On this computer your avatar dances along perfectly with "See the Constellation" by They Might Be Giants, which is kind of awesome.

oh shit son.

oh shit son.

That's my Gmail status message now. =D

Having lots of seeeeeex?

:@

Fuck you, Dean Malenko. :@

I actually did know that, but my subconscious didn't wiggle far forward enough into my brain to point it out at the time, which means TOUGH SHIT YOU GET TO KEEP HIM SEATTLE BOY.