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  1. Sousa

    It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smo-o-o-o-oke! The smo-o-o-o-oke!

  2. Sousa

    Roddy Piper is in the lower right corner of my computer screen ranting and raving as I surf the Internet. I wish I was able to do this as a kid.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Are they context sensitive rants? Like, you go in the Smackdown thread and he starts saying "Who does this TJ kid think he is? And don't get me started on scmkid10!"

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I wish. Somebody needs to make that application. "LISTEN YA PUNK, JUST CAUSE YOU DONE WATCHED SOME SHOWS IN SOME JACKOFF'S BASEMENT IN PHILADELPHIA DON'T MEAN YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS BUSINESS!"

    3. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      uh I want this

  3. Sousa

    Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Ocean's flammable now. :(

    2. Daniel Bryan

      Daniel Bryan

      WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!!!

    3. Josh

      Josh

      I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!

  4. Sousa

    Holy shit, guys, did you know there are JAPANESE RESTAURANTS just BLOCKS away from PEARL HARBOR!?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      THOSE BASTARDS!

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      Tell me you actually did smack that particular friend.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Nuke the slanty eyed fuckers I say.

  5. Sousa

    You know, for all of the complaints I've heard about unrealistic physics in video games, I've never once heard anyone complain about double-jumps.

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      FUCKIN' DOUBLE JUMPS!

      HOW DO THEY WORK?!

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      Typically space bar x2.

    4. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      Crash Bandicoot's double jump does not need a complaint. Its so fucking epic, everyone loves it.

  6. Sousa

    ATTENTION RP NERDS! Team Evil needs YOU for Empire City. Go to the Seventh Side right about... now.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Hey Member, teach English right about...now.

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      lol member

  7. Sousa

    An error has occurred. Please stand by...

  8. Sousa

    Close the window. I feel a draft.

  9. Sousa

    I'm going to refudiate the next cackle of rads I see, swear to god.

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      What's a rad?

  10. Sousa

    Hey, Mr. DJ, I thought you said we had a deal! I thought you said, "You scratch my back and I'll scratch your record," and I thought you said we had a deal!

  11. Sousa

    The seventh man joke is fucking dead. It's fucking dead. Stop it. It hasn't been funny all day. It's not going to get funny again. Stop this shit. Get a new meme.

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      7th man for what?

    3. Rich

      Rich

      I love Sousa as much as I love pancakes, and I fucking love pancakes.

    4. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      i love sousa as much as i love toxic waste. and i fucking love toxic waste.

  12. Sousa

    $IRONIC_CHOICE_FOR_WRESTLER7 was the seventh man! Unbelievable!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Kevin Fertig was the choice?

  13. Sousa

    A still more glorious prawn awaits.

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      A morning filled with four hundred billion shrimp?

  14. Sousa

    I had full access to EWB all weekend long. What was up with you guys?

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Must have been boring being here by yourself.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      That's why I didn't post.

    3. GA!

      GA!

      WUTS UP

  15. Sousa

    +1 IGNORE LIST

  16. Sousa

    I just unfollowed Goldust on Twitter. Jesus Christ that man is annoying.

    1. zero

      zero

      You will never forget the name of Goldust... because he never stops tweeting.

    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Creepy, creepy tweets.

    3. ROC

      ROC

      He doesn't really stop tweeting, no.

      Which, I don't either. But...I don't know where I was getting at here.

  17. Sousa

    1. Go to RK!'s list. 2. Vote for Kong. 3. ??? 4. Kong beats you up and takes the profit.

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    2. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      You do it round-robin style, clearly.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      No. Sousa is right. I do have a three-sided-coin.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Your contempt for physics confuses and infuriates us!

  18. Sousa

    I don't need your pity bacon.

  19. Sousa

    AMERICAN MALES!

  20. Sousa

    You warmed my heart.

  21. Sousa

    The ignore function is helpful.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Sure, you guys have to fish back four years to find problems with the ignore function.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      I preferred the ignore function when it was heel and rapped.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      I tried ignoring a user once. Yet, I continued to check everyone of their posts. So, I decided flaming them was a better idea.

  22. Sousa

    GET FUCKED, MOUSE. We KILLED you. You are DEAD now.

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      Get 'em, bud!

  23. Sousa

    I don't know why people are so afraid of Michael Tarver. What's he going to do, kill you for making a post on the Inte

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    2. naiwf

      naiwf

      Silly C-MIL, Tarver doesn't have a kryptonite.He only takes the rare break from hunting out of courtesy for all of the other animals. They need to eat too.

    3. Rich

      Rich

      Michael Tarver is not like Candle Jack, for one thing Michael Tar

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Kegs are his kryptonite.

      He can't work 'em good.

  24. Sousa

    I got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedlee-deedee, there they are a-standing in a row.

    1. Ace

      Ace

      Big Ones, Small Ones, Some as big as your head.

  25. Sousa

    'Taker, I'm beggin' ya... MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

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    2. zero

      zero

      I'm sad I cannot think of a death related sandwich pun.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Well, something involving brown bread is the obvious choice, if you're a cockney.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      That entire scenario fell apart the moment you insinuated Undertaker's the breadwinner of the family...

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