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  1. Huh, I was watching Impact! from a couple weeks ago & I just realized Dixie said shit in one of the segments. Guess Spike TV can do that, just caught me off gaurd.

  2. just realized how anal he is about the way his predictions look.

  3. would like to form a tag team with someone. I guarantee will be wearing those giant championship pennies in no time.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      That's the WWE THIS IS SPARTA Tag Team Titles, fella.

    2. TGWL

      TGWL

      But then you will break up.

  4. What does Hulk Hogan do for fun? He picks seashells by the se....shit, my back! <_<

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I swear I've made that joke before.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      "So Hogan won't sell for Kidman, he won't sell for Hart, he won't sell for Sting, but he will sell sea shells by the sea shore?"

      September 9, 2010. I am on the cutting edge.

    4. Lj.

      Lj.

      Sorry for biting your lines Sousa. Or should I call you P. Diddy with all the name changes?

  5. Why can't I stick to one era & write a diary? Since I'm so indecisive, I'll let you guys choose. WWF Late 1997, ECW right after Barely Legal, XPW from the start, TNA when Angle debuts, or current day CZW/ROH respectively?

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    2. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      XFL! XFL! XFL!

    3. DJ Ice
    4. Lj.

      Lj.

      I'm going with the TNA diary. But I could see doing a group XFL diary with writers taken control of different teams & really making it wrestling meets football, lol.

  6. Are you okay fella?!

  7. Happy Birthday.

  8. Politics make me soooo horny.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Check out my webcam pics at PresidentialSluts.com!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Would you like a bigger penis? Where would you like it? I can suggest a few places.

  9. enjoys the work of both Sami Callihan & Jon Moxley.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      I didn't even know they'd released albums.

    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      Pretty sick stuff. I Am Cannibal, check it out.

  10. has come to entertainment you.

  11. was wondering. In your opinion, what is the best episode of ROH on HDNet?

  12. "Louder son!!" "Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!"

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      You cannot say "I was raped" and expect all your problems to go away. You cannot keep doing that.

    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      There is a hive of bees outside the front door. We kidnap the queen, extract her alarm pheromones, place them on a flushable wipe and put that in his bathroom.

  13. would like to get a group of writers who are fans of The Office & Wrestling to create a new version of WWE: The Office.

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer
    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I just reread WWE The Office last night during Raw. :P Great stuff.

    3. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      I remember it. The only bad thing was the the shows themselves took a backseat to the backstage shenanigans. I guarantee that more people remember Arn Anderson randomly flashing the 4H handsign during his cutaways than remember the main event of the diary's first pay-per-view.

  14. wishes Alberto Del Rio would contract the spanish announce team to exclusively call his matches.

    1. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      Someone needs to do a diary for that. SOMEBODY!

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      If I had the time and the inclination, I would LOVE to write Alberto Del Rio. But I don't and I don't.

  15. I'm being serious this time. Can we please have an EWB award show so the kids in my avatar can win something? They deserve it.

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    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      I'll do red carpet interviews. Ya know, like a black, but slightly less gayer version of Ryan Seacrest.

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      You're a very silly person!

    4. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      And you're an anti-Semite!

  16. I honest to God don't know the origins of my avatar. I saw it some time ago on another website & ripped it. I don't even remember the website. But people keep asking & it's pushing my curiosity to the max. If anyone knows what it's from, please tell me!

  17. thinks Ring of Honor could really use a new announce team for their Pay Per Views.

  18. How the hell are you going to have one good song on an entire cd? I'm looking at you Linkin Park.

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    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      I know, A Thousand Suns sucks so much dick, it hurts me.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Eddie... Stop putting your dick into CDs

    4. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      Too much Electro-Techno crap, Shinoda and Hahn have their hands all over the album, and that's not always a good thing. There's barely any guitars.

  19. So we don't actually come to EWB to discuss various topics, just to make fun of one another? NO ONE TOLD ME!

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      You'll pick it up buddy...

      Just stick to your guns :D

  20. has really been enjoying CZW as of late. Quality matches, funny commentary, & ultraviolence.

    1. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      "Is he gonna Triple H it?" is arguably the best line I've heard on commentary in years.

    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      Wow. Which event was that from? I watching Tangled Webb III at the moment & about to start watching Walking on Pins & Needles.

    3. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      The line was from Tournament of Death IV. It was the actual final of the tournament, Zandig came out and they started saying "Is he gonna Triple H it?" like a thousand times. I couldn't stop laughing for ages.

  21. needs advice. I have an XPW game that will soon be a diary. I'm six months in & now have TV. Question, should I just summarize the first six months & do write ups for TV?

    1. Bigal

      Bigal

      I would. It's very easy to get burned out if you're writing stuff that you've already booked months ahead of.

    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      They're only monthly shows, so they wouldn't really take to much to write up, especially with the format I'm going to use. But, more than likely I'll just give a month by month summary then do full write outs after that.

  22. is seriously thinking about training to become a Pro Wrestler. Solid advice would be much appreciated.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      As a major pro wrestling fan, I think the best advice that can be offered to anyone that is considering going into the business is this: don't.

    3. TGWL

      TGWL

      How tall are you? and how much do you weigh? There's a few decent schools in Jersey/New York. I'd stay away from that shithole called philly.

    4. Lj.

      Lj.

      I'm only 5' 9" & I weigh around 190Lbs. Which is some what chubby, but I'm actually more muscular than fat. I figure if I lose twenty pounds, which won't take me long, I'll just need to tone up.

      I know I need to work on my look, but as it, I already have a fairly unique style/look. I realize my height will work against me, but I figure my overall demeanor would resemble someone like a Kenny King or Jay Lethal.

  23. Why is it so hard to find Dragon Gate results from 2004/2005?

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