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Status Updates posted by Mick

  1. This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

  2. Thought you dumbasses would've learned your lesson with "1 Night In Chyna".....

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Or at least by "Another Night in Chyna".

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Or by "Journey into the Centre of Chyna".

  3. Throw out your hands, Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips, Give 'em a push! You'll be surprised, You're doing the French Mistake! Viola!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Do you mean "voila"?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!

  4. Triple H and Stephanie are out in the park with their kids. Stephanie says "Hey, Hunter. Think you could you push the baby?" Triple H said "Sure honey, after all, that's what responsible parents do!".

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      He's being a star.

  5. Triple H is a very, very, bad person.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Because he held down Booker T.

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      But is he a bad bad man?

  6. Was it THAT neccesary to bring up a 3 year old topic that was started by a banned member? Awesome certainly doesn't describe this man's thinking.

  7. WCW? That's WCW spelled backwards, Mike!

    1. brenchill
    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      If only Taz were on commentary in WCW in 1998, so he could point out the OWN is NWO spelled backwards, Mike....er, Tony.

  8. WE ARE THE NATION. OF DOMINATION.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      AND WE WANT TO BE FOREEEEEEEVER YOUNG

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I thought you were the nation of Denomination!

    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      You better not diss the man or he will bum-rush your mother.

  9. We got this man, we got this by the ass!

  10. WE REQUIRE MORE VESPINE GAS

  11. We'll be changing the rules, a little bit. We are opening the presents now. Not later, now. Why? We're adults, and we can open our presents, WHENEVER WE WANT!

    1. Herr Matzat

      Herr Matzat

      Or you could just move to germany were presents are given in the evening of the 24th. >_>

  12. We've got this man. We've got this by the ass!

  13. Welcome to the Afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're DEAD.

  14. Well, I'm not going home. I am going to get in my boat, and go up reever, and kick, that son of a bitch Bison's ass so HARD, that the next Bison wannabe, is gonna feel it. Now, who wants to go home.......................AND WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?!

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      ....Go back to writing Strangetown, Mick.

    2. Sousa
  15. Well, so much for Ragnarok...

  16. What's a...pedarast, Walter?

  17. What's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees oughta put a stop to that!

  18. When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Aleksei Chekhov wins via Unanimous Decision. The fight was rated as Awful.

  19. When there's no more room in Hell, Mick shall walk the -- other Hell, what the Hell?

  20. Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of ...

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