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  1. Aaah! After ten thousand years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!

  2. Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying.

  3. All but one man died there at Bitter Creek.

  4. All hail Mick. Mick is life! All hail Mick, Mick is Life! All hail *Chomp*

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Pigeons seem to like the sound of my *CHOMP*

  5. All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      The first and last Zero missions were easy, but the middle one (with the vans), the initial release of the game had a bug so that fuel was constantly draining, when it should have only happened when you hit the gas. Made it damn near impossible.

    3. Adam

      Adam

      I never did any of the Zero missions on any playthrough. The first one was a right ballache. Flying got a lot easier the second time though.

    4. Adam

      Adam

      I never did any of the Zero missions on any playthrough. The first one was a right ballache. Flying got a lot easier the second time though.

  6. Alpha, Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of middle aged folks with attitude!

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      I'll take reasons for the next DX reunion for 300, Alex.

  7. Always the quiet ones.

  8. Am I the meanest? Am I the prettiest? Am I the baddest mofo low down around this board?

  9. An E-Fed draws near ! Command ?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      The E-Fed does exist !

      The E-Fed attacks !

      A terrible hit !

      brenchill takes 50 damage ! Command ?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      >SPELL

      >HURTMORE

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Sousa chants Hurtmore !

      Not enough MP !

      Command ?

  10. And he is not just merely banned, he's truly most sincerely banned!

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    2. Mick
    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      My mother would LITERALLY shit bricks. She has a horrible affliction.

    4. Josh

      Josh

      On the upside, she's the only human on the planet that can ingest bricks. Marketability!

  11. And Monkey's Brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Communism was just a red herring.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Like the Mounties, we always get our man.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      He threatened to kill me in public.

  12. And you may ask yourself, well, "How did I get here?"

    1. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Took the Tube. Ten minutes on the Northern line, no problem.

    2. Josh

      Josh

      LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

    3. Chael P. Sonnen

      Chael P. Sonnen

      LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN!

  13. Anybody here love games? Anybody?

    1. SRN

      SRN

      Quom loves Video Games.

    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I tried games once. The graphics were kinda lacking and I wasn't a big fan of the voice acting. 2 stars.

  14. Apparently he's a little lad who like's "Berries and Cream". Take that however you want it.................LMAO

  15. Are you there, G.O.D.? It's me, Mick.

  16. Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you have feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have your or your loved ones seen a spook, spectre, or ghost?

    1. EddieRuckus

      EddieRuckus

      If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute. Just pick up the phone and call the professionals.

    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      Who ya gonna call!? Not me, I don't fuck with that shit.

  17. As the first black female head of the Ku Klux Klan, I would just like to say America stinks!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      A heel turn from a Ku Klux Klan member? Never thought I'd see the day.

  18. Asking the question so you won't have to: Raw any good tonight?

  19. At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      ...It's in Revelations, people!

    2. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      "It's in Revelations, people" is one of the many Simpsons quotes I need to use more often.

  20. B-U-C-SHIT GODDAMNIT

  21. Ba-da ba dap dap dap. I! Am! Your singing telegram!

  22. Back to school :D

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Is she right? Cause I know that's the popular version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was there. I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      I WAS UP TO MY KNEES IN RICE PADDIES, WITH GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS, LOOKING FOR CHARLIE, DUKING IT OUT WITH HIM, WHILE *PUSSIES* LIKE YOU WERE BACK HERE, PUTTING ON HEAD BANDS, DOING DRUGS, AND LISTENING TO THE GODDAMN BEATLES ALBUMS! AAAAAGHHHH! AAAGHHHH!

  23. BECAUSE. THE NAME'S RECOOME. 

    IT RHYMES WITH DOOM. 

    AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTING. 

    ALL.

    TOO.

    SOON!

  24. BIG MONEY, BIG PRIZES! I LOOOOVE IT! :brow:

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