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Mick

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Status Updates posted by Mick

  1. Board go boom now.

  2. BOBA FETT? BOBA FETT? WHERE?!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      His backpack's got jets.

  3. BONES, WHERE'S MY DAMN TORPEDO?!

    1. Lint

      Lint

      Target that explosion and fire!

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a munitions expert!

  4. Boy, Marty and Jennifer McFly are real assholes.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I like in the reshoot for II, Doc actually hesitates for a moment on that question as if he's thinking about it.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      And for bonus points, Marty loses what's probably (given the US economy in 2015) a career gig in an illegal scheme. Yep, he's an asshole.

  5. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

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    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      Now hold on there, that's dangerous thinking!

    3. Crybaby Bunting

      Crybaby Bunting

      transphobes! the lot of you!

    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      That's not what Jeff said.

  6. Bridge, this is the captain. How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock?

  7. Bring out the gimp.

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      The gimp is sleeping

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      The gimp is sleeping

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Well I guess you'll have to go wake him up then, won't you?

  8. brzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  9. But the good news is we're going to DAIRY QUEEN!

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      But you're allergic to dairy!

    2. Mick

      Mick

      DAIRY QUEEN!

  10. Buying XL polo shirts that end up being too big FTMFW!

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    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      I need S but I wear XL cause I'm a wigga!

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Eddie's talking about kids sizes too ¬¬

      I can fit L but I have a long(ish) torso so I wear XL

    4. TCO

      TCO

      I'm a large, but I have some XLs too, in case I'm felling fat. I like the system.

  11. By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings.

  12. C:\WOLF3D>wolf3d goobers

  13. Capitalism, ho!

    1. Josh

      Josh

      Capitalism Ho is my least favorite superheroine. I have similar feelings about her "partner", Free Market Pimp.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      "Don't make me smack you with my invisible hand!"

  14. CNN sucks for redesigning their politics page :@

  15. Come to Mick's, Mick's is fun! Come right now, don't walk - run!

    1. HC

      HC

      Hold on! I'm coming!

  16. Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk - run!

    1. Lint

      Lint

      If all your little advertisements aren't purged from our systems by the time I get back from the Gamma Quadrant, I will come to Quark's, and believe me, I will have fun

  17. Contary to your opinion, donation does not stop the law from being enforced. I know....:(

  18. copying status updates and trying to be funny is,um, not funny.

  19. Crashing through the night

    Comes a fearful cry:

    COBRA! (Co-bra!) COBRA! (Co-bra!)

  20. Daredevil dresses in his daughters' underwear!

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