Mick

First you POUND the fish flat with the mallet, Then you slash through the skin, give the belly a slice, then you rub some salt in, 'cause that makes it taste nice!

AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF ONE THOUSAND SEVENTY-TWO POUNDS

Pluto is not Fraggle Rock.

"Another d-mn'd thick, square book! Always, scribble, scribble, scribble! Eh! Mr. Gibbon?"

Oh Jesus, God, no.

While looking for stuff on my laptop's hard drive to delete, I came across a short story I abandoned long ago. It was about a socialist coconut.

Alright, own up; who made an iDomination page on TVTropes?

Any reason why Brock Lesnar is the number one trending topic on Yahoo?

How much clearer can I say, "THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY, IN THE BANANA STAND"?!

I-I am not grease!

Brother of Menelaus!

Two weeks worth of moving-- both our own stuff and others-- and it's finally over. Just organization in the new place now... so damn nice to be done with all that.

Two weeks worth of moving-- both our own stuff and others-- and it's finally over. Just organization in the new place now... so damn nice to be done with all that.

Two weeks worth of moving-- both our own stuff and others-- and it's finally over. Just organization in the new place now... so damn nice to be done with all that.

Me not that kind of orc.

Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge it is!

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

Spanakopita!

Spanakopita!

After posting this, I'll be leaving EWB forever. I just thought after being a part of the community since 2003 I could at least tell everyone before I walk away.

Confession: You're my obsession

The evil Kilokhan lives inside computer circuits! With the help of Malcolm Frink, he creates Megavirus Monsters to attack electronic systems! Meanwhile, a freak accident turns Sam Collins into Servo! His friends join forces in their samurized attack vehicles! Together, they transform into... the SUPERHUMAN SAMURAI SYBER-SQUAD!

So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.

No one told me working out would be so much work. Why can't I just eat Cheetos and grow a six pack!?

It's finally winter! And it feels just like any other day from March to November