Mick

Yo.

So, just watched some JBL and Cole... Where has this been all my life!

If one is stalking Jeff Hardy, is one really in a position to judge the morality of CM Punks actions of late?

Someone told me they hated Napoleon Dynamite today. How is that even possible!?

I'M A MOTHERFUCKING T-REX!

Would you be interested in a TRADE agreement with ENGLAND?

It's taken me over two years to work out why The Cube's sub forum is called The Seventh Side. Feel like such an idiot.

THERE ARE NO HULKAMANIACS HERE! I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE!

Maybe it's the beer talking EWB, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewey pretzels here that ahrdrelaksnd beer FIVE DOLLARS?! Get out of here...

Who wants to help pick my final Stephen King film for tomorrow?

KILL KILL KI-wait, sorry! Sorry everyone, wrong bad guy!

Idea for a new Ben and Jerry's flavor, "Sundae Bloody Sundae": a chocolate and vanilla swirl with fudge-covered chunks of raw hamburger.

So I start marching my way down to Carol in HR, and I knock on her door, and I say "CAROL, CAROL, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT PEPE!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! THERE. IS. NO. CAROL IN HR.

Brass Monkey, that funky monkey!

Gott ist tot! Gott bleibt tot! Und wir haben ihn getötet.

just a few hours until the celebration of the anniversary of my birth. Oh, how captivating.

I like my women how I like my coffee ... COVERED IN BEES!

Facebook reccommended I like Hall and Oats, but, I can't go for that (no can do).

There's a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza, A HOLE!

Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. >

Listen up straight, y'all biscuitheads, I'd like a piece o' dry toast wit two scrambled eggs. Order hash browns make em extra crisp, a glassa orange juice anna bowla cheese grits.

Anyone see the new Star Trek movie? It came out this week and we may watch it tonight. But I heard it kinda got some bad ratings by critics. If I liked the first one will I like this one?

All rise! Masters of depressiooooooon!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Tonight the United States announced it's invading Brazil in the summer of 2014.