Mick

It was Col. Mustard in the Kitchen with the Candlestick!

I don't want Fernando playing in the World Cup

They say dolphins are smarter than humans. You know why that's true? Dolphins don't kill each other over religion or skin color. They just spend all day eating fish.

Someone please. Fix me. Fix my head. Fix me please.

RASPBERRY HEAVEN I'M COMING BACK TO YOU

Orange is not the new black, Orange is the new gold.

We are going to build a monorail!

Anyone having trouble with ewb on PC?

IDDQD

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby.

The WarGames DVD is fantastic. Probably the most enjoyable WWE DVD I've seen since Rise & Fall of ECW.

Here comes the Ax, here comes the Smasher. The Demolition, walking disaster. Pain and destruction is our middle name.

From now on you'll address me by my real name Hugh G. Rection!

The F.B.I. estimates that there are less than fifty serial killers active in the United States today. We don't get together at conventions, share trade secrets, or exchange Christmas cards. But sometimes I wonder what it's like for the others. The only sound I hear, the only sound in the entire world, is my heart beating.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Well I turned into Martin.

Girls have a penis, boys have a vagina.

Lineker has posted 17 times already today.

At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions.

I'm still in awe that there's an actual human being named Benedict Cumberbatch.

KANEDAAAA!

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