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  1. Josh

    Well, yeah. You're an American male between the ages of 18 and 40.

    But yes, if I had one, it would greet all visitors to my home.

  2. Josh

    COMMUNITY. In approximately one hour on NBC. Watch it LIVE, Americans!

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      Just doing my obnoxiously obsessive fan duty.

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Watched it.

    4. Josh

      Josh

      Hooray!

  3. Josh

    The redhead's known to shred the cello.

    1. Hickey

      Hickey

      And I'm jello baby.

  4. Josh

    Guaranteed way to make me your Valentine on the 14th: give me a hammer with the word "Greg" on it. Add the phrase "I Broke Wahoo's Heart" and you'll have an all-access pass to whatever the hell you want from me.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      yes.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      dear god yes.

  5. Josh

    I'm Mark Ruffalo.

  6. Josh

    GO OILERS!

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      Go banana!

    3. Josh

      Josh

      I forget that there's actually a North American professional team called the Oilers that still exists.

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Ed? Mon? Ton?

  7. Josh

    Merry Christmas, EWB!

  8. Josh

    Oh no! There's a bear in my bed!

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    2. Ruki

      Ruki

      Look at that antelope driving a car!

    3. Mountainous Cleavage

      Mountainous Cleavage

      Did that Rhino just order a drink?

    4. deli

      deli

      Nope.

  9. Josh

    You left the bodies, but you moved the headstones! YOU ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES!

  10. Josh

    Oh, you didn't know?

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And if you didn't know...

    3. Evis

      Evis

      Hold on, I have to go call somebody.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

  11. Josh

    Like hell, more food!

  12. Josh

    And I'll take up smoking and give that up!

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      But I didn't do anything!

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      Didn't he Lisa, didn't he?

    4. Josh

      Josh

      Hey, wait a minute! He didn't!

  13. Josh

    Ba ha ha. I know what you're referring to, and I wish, but no. I am also not a semi-famous pastor/Christian author, nor a semi-famous street artist.

  14. Josh

    Why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Gonna paint your wagon!

      Gonna paint it fine!

      Gonna use an oil-based paint

      'cause this wood is pine!

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      PonderOOOOOOOsa Pine!

    3. Josh

      Josh

      OOOooo.

  15. Josh

    I sometimes wonder if we're distantly related. Then again, most people I'm related to aren't as much like me as you are.

  16. Josh

    Did she find you handsome - or at least handy - afterward?

  17. Josh

    HA HA HAAAA! Did NOT guess that. I confused you with another guy on here who shares the love for MST3K and has a similar username (sometimes.) I had just figured out it wasn't him, but had no idea it was you! Phenomenal. Some other guys from those days are sometimes on here.

  18. Josh

    Buy me anything in there with Larry Csonka on it. I'll PAY for it!

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Say hello to Jim Kick for me.

  19. Josh

    Great Eddie takes requests! http://www.justin.tv/eddieruckus#/w/1007032832

    1. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Get naked!

  20. Josh

    is making you hungry.

  21. Josh

    More people should watch Great Eddie playing vidja games: http://www.justin.tv/eddieruckus#/w/956697712

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      EVEN THROUGH THE DAAAAAARKEST DAAAAAAAYS

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Eddie isn't even straight edge. :/

    4. EddieRuckus

      EddieRuckus

      I knew that song before it was for WWE, it is KSE after all >>

  22. Josh

    I hate that I have no reliable way to watch the latest episode of NXT until Hulu posts it in like a week. YouTube's giving me issues, and WWE.com doesn't have the full episode for some raisin. :(

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    2. Johnny Latino Heat

      Johnny Latino Heat

      http://wrestlingnoticias.blogspot.com/2011/03/wwe-nxt-season-5-premiere-previsao.html - this site has the show uploaded on Dailymotion videos. I checked it out right now, and it's still all up.
    3. Josh

      Josh

      Much obliged. Seems like this'll work.

    4. tristy

      tristy

      what about raisins?

  23. Josh

    On My mind: a shake for lunch, buy a lottery ticket, eat a sensible dinner, BUY LOTTERY TICKETS, act a fool while renting a car, BUY MOAR LOTTERY TICKETS!

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      James Storm's next tag team's catchphrase: SCRATCH! CARDS!

  24. Josh

    MEEEEeee! MEEEEeee!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      DA MAN!

  25. Josh

    I put my "equal opportunity, every album I've ever owned, even the stuff I don't like anymore" music collection on shuffle to pass the time during the Hellscapezombieapocalypsesnow Day. Just heard the orchestral version of "Only In Dreams" from Classical Weezer. I'll keep you updated on this situation as it develops.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      Now Ken Shamrock's theme.

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      I sort of did this earlier. Though with just one song. Called "I Don't Wanna Know" by Mario Winans. Why the fuck did I buy that single?

    4. Josh

      Josh

      Oh my god, now it's an audio recording I did of an e-fed promo I once wrote. This is the best day, for all the wrong reasons.

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