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  1. Meacon Keaton

    CSAMH is on the clock in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball Draft!

  2. Meacon Keaton

    CSAMH is on the clock in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball Draft!

  3. Meacon Keaton

    Damn, I missed your birthday. Happy belated Birthday!

  4. Meacon Keaton

    Daughter knocked over her Cheerios. I cut her Tickle Me Elmo's head off. That'll teach her.

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    2. Ruki

      Ruki

      I laughed.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You would.

    4. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Next time you put her down, leave it just poking out of the covers. Teach her to eat her goddamn cereal next time.

  5. Meacon Keaton

    Dead right, mate.

  6. Meacon Keaton

    DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME WHEN I SAY 'HEY!!!'?

  7. Meacon Keaton

    Discuss.

  8. Meacon Keaton

    DMN is on the clock in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball Draft!

  9. Meacon Keaton

    DMN is on the clock in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball Draft!

  10. Meacon Keaton

    DMN is once again on the clock in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball Draft!

  11. Meacon Keaton

    Do you consider yourself to be New Lebanese?

  12. Meacon Keaton

    Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.

    2. Berober

      Berober

      STOP RHYMING, I MEAN IT.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Anybody want a peanut?

  13. Meacon Keaton

    Does anybody trade on here? And if so, who is your online broker? And yeah, I'm well aware I'm asking for a ton of sarcastic comments...

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    2. Mancuerda

      Mancuerda

      http://dailyreckoning.com/the-best-online-brokers/
    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Thank you, Sin Carlito. To hell wit' da rest of yas.

    4. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      My answer was serious.

  14. Meacon Keaton

    Does anyone here sail?

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      I fly like a G6.

    3. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      oh wait, shit, sorry, I meant no.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Yes, I am a master of the sea. That's why they call me Salty.

  15. Meacon Keaton

    Does anyone want to play Fantasy Football that isn't already in the EWB League A or B?

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    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      Isn't he already in the A league though?

    3. Universal

      Universal

      I'm not in a EWB fantasy football league, no.

    4. Maxx

      Maxx

      MEACON YOU SON OF A BITCH

  16. Meacon Keaton

    Dome-O Arigato > ThunderDome

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      :/

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Styx > Mad Max

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Falsehood.

  17. Meacon Keaton

    Don't dip your balls in the company ink.

  18. Meacon Keaton

    Don't text me when you're all alone. I won't be your good-time girl.

  19. Meacon Keaton

    Don't you go disappearing again, mister. We were worried sick.

  20. Meacon Keaton

    Don

  21. Meacon Keaton

    Easy, champ.

  22. Meacon Keaton

    Eileen

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      That is funny, right there.

  23. Meacon Keaton

    Everytime I think someone is not guilty, they're found guilty. Everytime I think someone is guilty, they're found not guilty. Jury duty doesn't sound like it's for me.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It says quite a bit about her, but not relative to a murder charge...

    3. Fait Accompli

      Fait Accompli

      Basically, yeah. But the prosecution tried using it to spark emotion.

    4. Pesci

      Pesci

      jury duty is the most frustrating thing in the world. people are idiots

  24. Meacon Keaton

    Evolution needs to be updated. Just in case you forgot. <_<

  25. Meacon Keaton

    EWB JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. EWB WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW DONATION SYSTEM CHANGES

    1. Plubby

      Plubby

      Thanks for the heads up, man!

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