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  1. And to be honest, to quote Hall & Oates, "I can't go for that".

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Meacon, we been alone too long (ooooh, don't want to be lonely!)

  2. Hi writingadiary, what are you doing?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Writing a diary? 

  3. I refuse to acknowledge my warning, Big Bald Rich!

  4. I ate a gum drop! I ate a gum drop! I ate a gum drop! I ate a gum drop! PERSONALITY!

    1. Thrilla

      Thrilla

      Ask not what your gum drop can do for you.

  5. All about that bass fishin'

    1. badotori

      badotori

      Bass fishin', no turbot.

  6. I learned all I know about sex from Ted Talks.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      So now you can wee in her bum?

  7. These boots are made for bootin'.

  8. FREE PLUBBY IN '14!

    1. Rich

      Rich

      It's a strict one out one in polciy, choose your sacrificial lamb!

  9. We did it! We did it! We did it! Yeah! On John Stamos!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      There's an episode of Phineas & Ferb where Dr. Doofenshmirtz yells "WE DID IT! LO HICIMOS!" and it made me think of you.

  10. #hashtag

    1. Benji

      Benji

      That's like googling Google. You could break the internet if you do that on the right site.

  11. Marty Jannetty was the Andrew Ridgeley.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      That does explain why Shawn wound up in Playgirl.

  12. I'd rather have Barreta.

    1. Josh

      Josh

      Oh, I've had Baretta, if you know what I mean.

      *crosses legs and winks*

  13. Looking for a man who is manly enough to manage the Lovely Ladies in the Wiffle Ball League! In the Cube!

    1. snowbird

      snowbird

      ARE YOU MAAAAAAAAAAAN ENOUGH? BIG AND BAAAAAAAAAD ENOUGH?!?!

  14. you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind. Hey Meacon!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Move it, football head!

  15. You've been Bamboozled!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!

  16. USA! USA! USA!

    1. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      WHERE IS PRIS WHEN WE NEED HER!!!

  17. I hope the Yankees sign a Japanese pitcher this offseason (Hideo Nomo).

    1. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      I don't. His release is sketchy and I don't think he's got major-league control. In other words, no Nomo.

  18. The Oscy's and BigSmackScott's have really made me realize Raving Rich and his Raving Lists weren't so bad after all.

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      I'm putting 'BigSmack' Scott into a feud with Giant Bernard. Thinking about a push.

  19. My favorite one was the one where Stephanie asked Hunter to push the baby.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      And then he left her to go do pornos with Chyna.

  20. EWB JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. EWB WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW DONATION SYSTEM CHANGES

    1. Plubby

      Plubby

      Thanks for the heads up, man!

  21. Find God's match for you at ChristianMingle.com

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Finally! Thank the Lord!

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