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Meacon Keaton

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Status Updates posted by Meacon Keaton

  1. Whtie Dolphin is on the clock in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball Draft!

  2. It's GoGo's turn to make two picks in a row in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball Draft!

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    2. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      I gained credibility by posting in a comment the author left purposely unlocked! When can I have my trophy?

    3. Pizza

      Pizza

      Maybe he did it on purpose so we could say things like DMN's up next while he sleeps?

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You guys are all silly gooses! And yes, it's DMN's turn. >_>

  3. Pizzamonkey is on the clock in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball Draft!

  4. Pizzamonkey is now on the clock in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball League Draft!

  5. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster is on the clock in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball Draft!

  6. Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Goodnight popos. Goodnight hustlers.

  7. I never realized how much I relied on this damn place to entertain me.

    1. apsham

      apsham

      Tell me about it, I kept absent mindedly clicking on the link in my bookmarks bar whenever I was bored.

    2. Robsturgh

      Robsturgh

      I had this page refreshing for far too long.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It's all your fault! You people refreshing constantly only made things worse!

  8. This March...in order to save a mermaid...DORA...MUST...BECOME ONE!

  9. USA! USA! USA!

    1. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      WHERE IS PRIS WHEN WE NEED HER!!!

  10. READY! DOWN! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!

  11. If you're ever in the Philly area, please let me know so I can teach you how to fight a little bit. I felt so much pity watching you tap out to that child. :/

  12. You look like a dick in that tiny jacket.

  13. Good point. Kiss away.

  14. I dunno, that sounds kinda gay.

  15. YOU WILL RECEIVE AND THEN THANK ME FOR MY KISSES

  16. Hippy Buffday, Maxximus. May Cupid strike your buttocks with an arrow-o-love, or may you just receive really cool presents.

  17. Daughter knocked over her Cheerios. I cut her Tickle Me Elmo's head off. That'll teach her.

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    2. Ruki
    3. King Ellis
    4. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Next time you put her down, leave it just poking out of the covers. Teach her to eat her goddamn cereal next time.

  18. I caught dem two whackin' off in my toolshed.

  19. I have plenty to do with plenty, Nutter!

  20. Nobody fucking cares, Nutter.

    1. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      To be fair I did ask. Didnt think he would post a whole new thing about it though

    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      To be fair I did ask. Didnt think he would post a whole new thing about it though

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      It's not just been one response, though. He's typing out an autobiography.

  21. Nobody fucking cares, Nutter.

  22. Happy Birthday, Lineker. If you were in America, I'd take you out for a drink. But you aren't. So I won't.

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