Meacon Keaton
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I'm in a good mood today. Do NOT ruin it.
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With my penis.
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By using it to have sex with her.
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More like ruining your penis.
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I really, really, really hate Comcast.
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Only problem I have with Comcast is their tendancy to have random net hiccups.
Comcast is actually the LEAST evil major provider. AT&T will fuck you over, DirectTV sucks, and Dish Network trains it's employees to lie to you (I know because I used to work in their sales department for a breif period)
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Oh, and Dish Network will track you down and permenently put you on their call list if you so much as visit their website and put any information in it. I shit you not, and this is apparently legal.
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Even if you specifically say you're NOT interested I should add...
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Does anyone want to play Fantasy Football that isn't already in the EWB League A or B?
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Isn't he already in the A league though?
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I'm not in a EWB fantasy football league, no.
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MEACON YOU SON OF A BITCH
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I missed the J-Money ban? Did we all clap between our legs in his honor?
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Wasn't he only banned for a few days or so? We'll get our chance next time.
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No, he's permanently banned. I suspended him for three days, and RW decided to up that to a ban. Usually playing "fuck this board and everyone in it" is going to send you packing for good.
... well. Unless you're Sousa, I guess.
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I hear he's been banned countless times.
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I had a dream that Zack Ryder styled my hair for fifteen bucks. I asked why he was styling hair, and he said he was fired from WWE and this paid better than TNA. :/
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He did. I looked like a Long Island Iced Ass.
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what's Zeb Walker doing cutting hair at the Syling Zone?
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Sad thing is, it's probably true...
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All Raving Rich's content is gone.
Now how will I know how many posts it takes to count to 100? -
I make pie like a Samurai
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Phil Spidermen
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There's no... Gold-Man.
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Dave Beetledude
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There should be a Gold-Man!
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I'd rather have Barreta.
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Oh, I've had Baretta, if you know what I mean.
*crosses legs and winks*
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Money in the Bank. Show us how you wank.
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Mr. English took a break from jerking his dog off to spoil MITB in the Sandman's status. Don't click it if you haven't seen it.
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RW made me a woman!
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I dunno, Eddie. I don't think anything's worse than being a woman.
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It's a close contest though.
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... I got better.
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Happy Birthday. Here's to Liverpool winning the league this upcoming season.
