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Meacon Keaton

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  1. Yeah, but did Peter Cetera sing at your birthday?

  2. Haaaaaaaapy Biiiiiiiirthday!

  3. I'm new to Skype. Is it normal to get random messages from people wanting to chat?

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Want me to send her your way, MPH?

    3. Trench

      Trench

      Never talk to them. They will eventually transition the convo into watching them on cam at a website that is free but needs your credit card for "verification.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      As Trench learned the hard way.

  4. We should have lost! It's the Galaxy's fault for gifting us a goal! Blame Beckham. Let's blame Beckham.

  5. Because the Galaxy goofed up and pretty much gave us a goal. Not our fault! Our offense looked terrible all match!

  6. So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      It might have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like a room in the Holiday Inn. I can't be sure about that, Meacon.

    2. Evil Chase K
    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      Next week, hairless cats... Weird.

  7. Goodbye viperlike, we hardly knew ye, young man.

  8. There's a lady! There's a lady in the men's bathroom! There's a lady in the men's bathroom in Baltimore!

    1. Hewey

      Hewey

      Is she one of them devilish women?

  9. Yeah, but...who was kicked off Celebrity Apprentice?

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    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Pssh, Hope needed to go. Can't have people who aren't super-eccentric still on the show at this point.

    4. tristy

      tristy

      President Obama lied.

  10. Kaney touched me, and I told him to stop, but he said me telling him to stop really meant to keep going, because it was opposite day, but when I told him to keep going, he kept going and told me I don't know what I want because I told him to stop then to keep going, so he would make up my mind for me and that was that I wanted him to keep going, eventhough I really wanted him to stop. :(

  11. They call me the Daddy Wonka. But they still call you Prudence.

  12. Happy Birthday, whippersnapper.

  13. Happy Birthday, again this year, Hewey! :)

  14. Hot. Boner.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Brace yourself Meaconette. There's a train of love a'comin'...

    2. livid

      livid

      Be a bit odd if it were cold, no?

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I'd imagine Boner was quite cold once they found him. :-/

  15. Happy Birthday, Fitzy.

  16. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

  17. Does anyone here sail?

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      I fly like a G6.

    3. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      oh wait, shit, sorry, I meant no.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Yes, I am a master of the sea. That's why they call me Salty.

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