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Meacon Keaton

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Status Updates posted by Meacon Keaton

  1. Someone's got a...FLESH ROCKET!

  2. Patty you're the Mayonnaise for me, woah woah woah!

  3. Happy Birthday, again this year, TGWL!

  4. Could you maybe put your hands on top of my hands so your hands look like my hands?

  5. Happy Birthday, again, Essa.

  6. I didn't see your response on your status due to it getting knocked off the screen by what I'm sure was a silly running gag. Give me some movies you want to discuss. If I haven't seen them, I'll seek them out, and we can discuss.

  7. I smell intercourse and sweets.

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

    3. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Smells like my flat.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      MAWMA THIS SHORELY IS A DREEEEM. Yuh.

  8. BAN ME! I'M ALREADY BANNED! ABUSE OF POWER! YOU! SUCK! BAN ME! WOOOO! I'M ALREADY BANNED!

  9. My favorite one was the one where Stephanie asked Hunter to push the baby.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      And then he left her to go do pornos with Chyna.

  10. It's almost 11 PM EST which means EWB is about to go down...

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      ...on Slogger's mom.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Isn't it usually the other way round?

    3. Lineker
  11. Whatever happened to DJ Ice? Was he viperlike?

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      I think Sousa put him on his ignore list.

  12. I'm not sure I want to live in a world where ElTiburon beats TheBrianJ in Pop Prom.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Don't think you have much to worry about.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      I see some pretty compelling evidence saying otherwise.

    4. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      I'm not sure I want to live in a world where ElTiburon beats- oh wait, I'm ElTiburon. Sup?

  13. You're gay for Kaney. And Kaney sucks. Therefore you suck.

  14. EWB JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. EWB WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW DONATION SYSTEM CHANGES

    1. Plubby

      Plubby

      Thanks for the heads up, man!

  15. Happy Birthday, tiarnantmann!

  16. Happy Birthday, Baddar.

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  17. Anal fissure is currently trending on Twitter

    1. Pizza

      Pizza

      Plankton never got the push he deserved! He would have made this message board so much money!

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Anal fissure for the chmpionship!!

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