Meacon Keaton

Happy Birthday, man.

Happy Biffday, RK.

Do you consider yourself to be New Lebanese?

What Ruki said.

I much prefer you to Lance Cade.

Happy Birthday, Mongrel.

Happy Birthday, dude.

Happy Birthday, Srar.

Happy Birthday, Livid.

Happy Birthday. Perhaps today, you will receive an even bigger sheep!

Happy Birthday, Hewey.

Nah, dawg. If you're looking to rave it up, your best bet is the Franklin Institute. Slip some acid and swing on the pendulum.

I've been to The Mann quite a few times. I have enjoyed myself each time. Just be careful at night. Because in Fairmount Park, the ghosts don't do the hauntings. Drug dealers do.

Happy Birthday, dude.

The gay kind?

I just reported you for flamebaiting Powerhart in the shoutbox. :-/ Did you seriously think you were funny!?!

Peachy keen, Drama Queen.

C-Mil = Lionel Richie

Easy, champ.

Thanks, buddy. You along with every person I've met in the last 25 years felt the need to make me feel old yesterday. But once I got home and thought I was safe, I saw your message. Appreciate it.

Happy 21st Birthday, dude! First round of beers is on me.

Happy Birthday, Idol.

Happy Birthday, Cloud dude.

Happy Birthday, you dirty Steeler lover.