Meacon Keaton

Newey to Aston Martin. Stroll still consistently finishes 8th-12th.

I think the best quarterback in the draft was the fifth one selected. Two spots before we picked.

was optioned back down to AAA.

As much as I despise the QB-pushing prick, I agree.

No joke on nothing, but I did. I stole it from @GhostMachine's room.

Now the Mets finally get the chance to feel like Yankees, other than, you know all the former Yankees that they've already got on the team...

Jackson Holiday, #1 Prospect in baseball, is getting promoted to the Show.

Uncle Stevie can't buy them a ring, so he's getting them pretty new outfits.

I'm not sure what they're going to be able to offer that will make me want to upgrade from Assetto Corsa, which already has literally every car and track that I can imagine for download, for free. They may surprise me, but AC with all the mods is already too complete for me to warrant paying full price for the sequel.

Juan Soto is good and he's not going anywhere.

They're going to cut it to show quick shots of Lance lumbering toward him like the tractor trailer scene in Pet Cemetery.

Gerrit Cole went in for an MRI today, because the Baseball Gods want me to cry.

Ass Buddy.

I mean, good for Ollie, I guess. But woof. What a snooze.

USA! USA! USA!