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  1. Noah

    Do you really think you are better than Gazz?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      THIS CAPACITY CROWD HAS BECOME UNGGGLLUUEEEEDDD!

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'd say I'm about even with him.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I know I am.

  2. Noah

    Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

  3. Noah

    Does Drew Carey still look super scary?

    1. TGC

      TGC

      Long answer...yes

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      And Ryan Stiles still has feminine wiles.

  4. Noah

    Does Kaitlyn have a grudge against Urkel?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      As long as I have a face, Kaitlyn will always have a place to sit.

  5. Noah

    Doesn't matter the sport necessarily but when it comes to fantasy sports, do you like them as complicated and stats filled as possible or really easy to just dip in and out in a few minutes?

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Complicated and stats filled, like my sex life.

    3. Pizza

      Pizza

      I haven't played fantasy sports in years.

    4. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Sad and disappointing like my....wait, what were we talking about again?

  6. Noah

    Don' t be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.

  7. Noah

    Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

  8. Noah

    Don't you think that someone should have found the damn beef by now?

  9. Noah

    Drew McIntrye can pull off a moonsault, but more rotations would equal “more chicks,” Drew knows the secret of attracting women!

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      *grabs a pen and paper* "Women.....like......rotations" Thanks Drew :)

  10. Noah

    Drink every time Srar chants USA! USA! USA!

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Doesn't Roddy Piper already do that?

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Srar chants USA to literally everything. Germany wins the World Cup... USA! USA! USA!

    4. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Because it should have been USA in there!

  11. Noah

    Drunk Teej is the best kind of Teej

    1. TGC

      TGC

      Hung over Teej is not though

  12. Noah

    dy sex!

  13. Noah

    Eastside Hockey Manager just a shade over $10usd on steam. Mighty tempting.

  14. Noah

    Eddie finally has a champion!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Bad Eddie, Good Eddie or Mehddie?

    2. Noah

      Noah

      One of the above.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Is it Carlito by any chance?

  15. Noah

    Egon > rest of Ghostbusters

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      This reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Bill Murray proves no.

    4. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

  16. Noah

    Emile Heskey failed to score for the first time in a month :(

  17. Noah

    Emile Heskey, noted goalscorer.

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Emile Heskey has more England U-21 caps than Messi ever will.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Emile Heskey, gentle and thorough lover.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Emile Heskey, gentle and thorough lover.

  18. Noah

    Entschuldigen Sie mich bitte, der Weise zu den Fischen?

  19. Noah

    Ethan Hawke is the best possible Ethan.

    1. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      I vote Ethan Rom.

    2. Benji

      Benji

      I vote Henry Gale from Minnesota.

  20. Noah

    Even though they'll more than likely drop the ball, I do always hope they find the nut.

  21. Noah

    Every Day of my life I let you inside To show from outside I try to do my best to pass a test And show respect to the other guy And let em know Theres another way Learn to fly And You'll be on your way When my heads in the clouds And a smile's on my face I am alive and not a second to waste!

  22. Noah

    Every time a new post is made in The Ryland Effect and it has nothing to do with a Jth poll, I die a little inside.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Yep, its my home away from home.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Lower Rabbitman's overness by 3.1428571428571428571428571428571

      Source: I uh...huh. It should be lower.

  23. Noah

    Everybody on this board should change their username to some slight variation on Brenchill.

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    2. HC

      HC

      *be

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Can I Machismo?!

    4. Noah

      Noah

      One can only Machismo if one truly believes they can in their heart.

  24. Noah

    Fear the Bat-nipples!

  25. Noah

    FELLAAAAAAA!

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