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Schlitzbrille

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  1. Question about your sig:

    What song from Behemoth is that from? I'll have to check it out.

  2. ROMAN REIGNS!
    THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST PECS!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I thought Skummy was the bassist for Metallica?

    3. Berober

      Berober

      THE GUY WHO HAS LOTS OF SEX

    4. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      He kicked Skummy out of Metallica.

       

      HIS COUSIN'S A MOVIE STAR.

  3. Roses are red, so is the state. Let us be comrades, because I think you're great.

  4. Sign the hell up for Secret Santa V:The Srarpire Strikes Back.

  5. Someone decided that cranberry mustard had to exist. Probably the same mindset also makes mango coconut water acceptable.

  6. That feel when you realize that your favorite TV shows consist primarily of shows intended for pre-schoolers.

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      The word is feeling. Stop it.

    3. SRN

      SRN

      I agree with Skummy.

    4. SRN

      SRN

      Unless of course we are talking about that Tom Waits song.

  7. That moment when I figured out that there's enough Gatorade at work to make a one-man fort.

  8. The announcement of Bruno Sammartino going into the WWE Hall of Fame apparently so freaked out my laptop that it contracted the FBI Moneypak virus. Everything's working fine now.

  9. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

  10. TheGreatestAmericanSousa made my day yesterday.

  11. This is a status update. This is a follow-up to my initial statement. This is the third sentence in this status. Panties.

  12. This message board looks wonderful, I tell you what.

    1. Azazel

      Azazel

      Don't jostle the trays!

  13. Watched the fourth Harry Potter movie earlier, and DEAR GOD MOANING MYRTLE WANTED TO DO THINGS WITH HARRY.

  14. Watching the 1999 Royal Rumble, and DEAR LORD THIS MATCH IS ANNOYING THE PISS OUT OF ME.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Big Bossman winning would have made it the best of Rumbles.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      No, it is THE worse.

    4. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I've finished it, and I never wanna watch it again.

  15. What are some of The Undertaker's most unremarkable matches?

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    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      If you don't mind, I'm putting that in my sig.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      12 comments and no one has mentioned any of his matches with Khali yet?

    4. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Well....there was the Punjabi Prision, which was only remarkable because he was taken out of the match.

  16. While looking for stuff on my laptop's hard drive to delete, I came across a short story I abandoned long ago. It was about a socialist coconut.

  17. Word on the streets is that The Handsome Luchadore should watch Daredevil.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Stop changing your name, dagnabit >_>

    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Today I had to. This picture was just too good to pass up changing my name over.

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