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    That was a hilarious goal. We'll trip him, allow him to stand up and then let him score.
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    6! A double for Giroud.
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    4-3 now - this is an amazing game so far. Guess it'll be 4 all by the 78th minute.
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    3-3! The defending for most of these goals today has been dreadful.
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    Great goal by Chamberlain, but poor defending with no-one challenging Podolski and then giving Cazorla all the time in the world to find Chamberlain.
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    Castle - Never watched it, although a friend has the Season 1-3 boxset and I've been meaning to borrow it. New Girl - Love it, although I'd watch anything with Zooey Deschanel in it. Modern Family - It's good. My wife watches it religiously and she thinks it's the funniest program ever along with The Middle. The League - Never seen it - don't think it's on in the UK and I've never sought it out to watch by other means. 30 Rock - Watched the first series, but that was like in 2007 wasn't it. Forgot about it after that and never felt the need to go back to it.
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    I've got JDS, Boestch and Duffee as well. I remember when JDS debuted, he had really crazy odds. He was something like a 7/1 or higher, rank outsider against Werdum and I had £15 on him winning having watched a few of his fights before he got to the UFC. Think those are the longest odds I've ever seen before or since on a UFC fight.
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    Scarlett Johansson crawling towards you to give you some favours like I used to do...

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    Just got back from the game; that's the best game I've been to since we beat Liverpool to stay up in 2000. Hopefully we get Leeds in the semi's so I don't have to do much travelling. Saying that we'll probably get Swansea and I'll end up having to travel to Wales midweek which will be a 560 mile round trip. Either that or we get Chelsea which is about a 400 mile trip.
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    Waiting for Ollie is like waiting for Godot Unlike Godot however Ollie will eventually turn up and we will all have a bloody good time, even if it does not involve sex.

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    Managed to get to the Championship with Gateshead and stay there after three straight promotions. Finished 1st in the Blue Square Premier with 107 points, thanks to a prolific partnership struck up by Jon Shaw (35 goals) and Pablo Counago (43 goals). Then finished 2nd in League Two with Counago (20 goals) again being the main reason. Jon Shaw struggled in League Two with only 2 goals but managed to bring Joe Garner in who scored 14 goals in 22 goals firing us into promotion. Then despite a crap start in League One, we went on a massive run after Christmas and somehow managed to finish second. Counago had aged and wasn't scoring, but Ibrahima Sidibie who was brought in the summer was on fire netting 27 league goals. Had a rough time in the Championship, sitting in the bottom three for the entire season. Not surprising since the annual wage budget was £2.1 million, £2million behind the next lowest team. Despite being in the bottom three all season we managed to somehow scrape a 1-0 victory over Bolton on the final day of the season to stay up and things are looking up for the next season. Managed to make a £4million profit through the low wage budget, £3million of which has been added to the wage budget for this season. Have managed to strengthen the squad greatly and five games in the league we've won four and drawn one. The Premiership better get ready for Gateshead.
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    Wow, that looks so...crap. At least I've saved £40 now.
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    I'd buy that for Christmas - well download it and give it to the wife.
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    I had an operation yesterday to remove Ollie from my hip. Unfortunately he was the weaker twin and passed away. Now our mother hates me and keeps me locked in the basement to rot for all eternity :(

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    Would Hendo be able to get inside with Jones' crazy reach advantage though? Jones would just pick him apart from range.
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    I couldn't see anyone beating Jones that is currently in the Light Heavyweight division. He doesn't seem to have any weaknesses what so ever - maybe his chin could be but that is yet to be tested and he did take a good shot from Lyoto. Rashad would need to get him to the ground and I don't see Rashad's stand up troubling Jones enough to even think about setting up a take down. It's probably going to be a while before we see someone with enough tools to beat Jones come along with Jones improving with every outing.
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    Stephane Dillane has been cast to play Stannis in season two which I'm happy with; he should do a good job. I was impressed with his role of Thomas Jefferson in 'John Adams'. Only qualm I have is he could be a little on the scrawny side as I always pictured Stannis a little more broad shouldered.
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    I can't believe you're divorcing me you bastard. I still love you Ollie, you were my first, my last, my all.

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    5...4...3...2

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    Hell Yeah, WAR BROCK!!! Brock by assault and battery
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    Cloudy once threatened to leave me, he said I was too manly for him and he wanted to go out and find someone more girlish. He ended up with Samuel L. Jackson. Luckily though, Cloudy got sick of ol' Samuels monotonous catchphrases and after 2 years and 3 months we were re-united.

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    Me and Ollie once met Cheryl Tweedy, needless to say we couldn't understand a word she was saying and we ended up carting her off to our hotel room for a good 2 minute session. Turns out she telling Ollie that he had some bean juice on his shirt from the beans on crackers we'd just been eating. 2 years in prison for a simple misunderstanding.

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    Give this man a hand, he's only got one good leg god damn it after that night in Amsterdam when he caught aids off the dirtiest hooker you've ever seen. Help him up son.

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    Ollie didn't believe in ghosts till he saw me standing before him, naked and oiled up in all my ghostly form. "Hello big boy" I said as he quickly led me to his bedroom.

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